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The Bachelor Suite Lyrics by Jr. Gone Wild

Too Dumb To Quit

1986

[Spoken]
One two three four five six
[Verse 1]
It's the dumbest of stupid, I'm so irate
How many times can I make this mistake?
I've been carrying this thing around
And it's dragging me into the ground
Don't ask me anything profound
I just want to get pissed
[Verse 2]
Because you're stuck in my head, why don't you get the fuck
And take your memories with you, Goddamn you get out
This is only a bachelor suite
And anyways I'm not all that neat
And one of us has to admit defeat
Me, I'm going to the bar
[Verse 3]
Well I've got an idea, I'll leave through the backdoor
You don't have to show me, 'cause I've been hеre before
Thеre's a lesson to be learned, I assume
Somewhere in this small fucking room
Don't stand there holding a broom
'Cause I might miss last call
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Jr. Gone Wild

Jr. Gone Wild

About “The Bachelor Suite” by Jr. Gone Wild

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"The Bachelor Suite" is credited to Jr. Gone Wild. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"The Bachelor Suite" appears on "Too Dumb To Quit" in 1986.

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