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You’z a Ho, Ho, Ho! (A Holiday Acoustic Freestyle) Lyrics by Tim Chantarangsu

2010

[Intro: JRA]
What's up, y'all?
Happy holidays, happy Christmas, Hanukkah or Kwanzaa
And we got this cautionary tale, about some young ladies
Who broke our on holiday season
And we smoke upon them
[Chorus: JRA]
We call 'em hoe, hoe, hoe, ho-ho-ho-ho-o-o's (Ayy)
You's a Hoe (Ayy)
Some dirty Hoe's (Ayy)
We ain't talking 'bout Santa Claus' "ho's", girl, you's a hoe (Ayy)
A dirty hoe (Ayy)
Baby girl, you's a hoe
[Traphik]
We was chillin' by the Christmas trees (yeah)
She started lyin', I said bitch please
I thought you told me that you were single
But I found out that she went down on Kris Kringle (uh)
I gave her my all, but I found out she licked on his jingle balls (oh)
Man, I said get off my cock
You're not gonna get no dick in the box (Dick in the box)
She used to smell like herbal essences, (right?)
I spent all this money on a new present!
I found out that she cheated on me
So I beat her up, yeah, I beat her in 3
2, 1, couple black eyes, 'cause she cheated with a couple black guys!
You don't know me I still smack guys (ho-oh)
And then I found her homegirl and slapped thighs
[Chorus: JRA]
We call 'em hoe-hoe-hoe-hoe-hoe-hoe's (Ayy)
You's a hoe (hoe)
A dirty hoe
You probalbly had sexual relations with Santa's helpers
You's a hoe (Rudolph too)
Even that reindol... Rudolph with the reindeer nose
[Verse 2: Lil Crazed]
So I met this girl, legs tryna get between
I give her the color, vending cream (Uh)
Yeah, she was on my wishlist
What I want for Chrismas
But now she's dismissed! (Wow)
Like school, I straight straight schooled her (Uh)
And I didn't like her
I fooled her (whoo), around her
Then I took it out the window
Played games kinda like Nintendo (Uh)
Weed, weed, she played with my weed
I took her right down and she went like, "Whee!"
Then she ate it, went around and baked it
Gave her the cookie, Now she wanna make it
Er, Christmas dinner (Uh)
I called her a winner (Ho-oh)
But she was a sinner, I didn't like her Saint (Ho-oh)
So it's okay, girl, dry out like paint, aight
[Chorus: JRA]
We call 'em hoe, hoe, hoe, hoe, hoe, hoe, hoes (Ayy)
You's a hoe (Ayy)
Such a dirty hoe (Ayy)
An H-O (E)
And all your girlfriends are dirty hoes
Dirty hoes
I hope you don't kiss your mom with that mouth, girl, you's a hoe
[Verse 3: J. Reyez]
Yeah, this is what I'm spittin'
This life is the life that we live in
It's getting close to Christmas
Skitted on her lookin' at her thicc-ness
Yeah and then bitch started twitchin'
I dunno but me I'm just spittin'
Yeah, 'cause she's a dirty hoe
Ridin' in my car and I kicked her out the road (Oooh)
Yeah, 'cause she's a hoe
JRA, let them know (Hoe, hoe, hoe)
[Chorus: JRA]
You a hoe, hoe, hoe, hoe, hoe, hoe, hoe
You's a hoe (Ayy)
A dirty hoe's (Ayy)
You mess with all of my bro's (bitch)
What's up with that girl?!? (You a Hoe!)
You a hoe, hoe, hoe, hoe, hoe, hoe, hoe
You's a hoe (Why?!? I loved you! Why?!)
Why did you have to mess with Kris Kringle?
Why, girl?
I thought you was single
And ready to mingle
And jingle with my balls
With my balls
Do the jingle ball rock
With JRA, happy holiday, Trick
[Outro]
Cheers!
*Rambling over freestyle*
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Tim Chantarangsu

Tim Chantarangsu

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