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​flacid penis Lyrics by ​jrmyrr

2023

[Intro]
Poo-poo caca! (Oh shit)
Poo-poo caca! (Ooh)
Poo-poo! (That sounds good, that sounds good)
Poo-poo!
Poo-poo caca! (Alright, alright, alright, alright)
Hold up, chill, chill, chill, chill, yeah
I be waking up, no missed calls
Yeah, don't like— don’t freestyle
I'ma freestyle, I'm high as fuck
I'm gonna freestyle (Fuck, bro)
Yeah! (Uh)

[Verse 1]
Tripping off the acid, got the tabs in my mouth
Bitch, I'm fucking on this flaccid penis (Penis)
Uh, what the fuck did I just say? I don't know (Yeah, yeah, uh)
But am I gay? We’ll never find out, hooray, uh (Hooray)

[Interlude]
Did I just say hooray? Fuck!
Uh, okay, this beat go hard though
No, I’m just kidding (It go hard!)
Hahahahahahahahaha
Uh, yeah (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

[Verse 2]
Drink so much fucking water, all my water water weight (Okay, water weight)
Looking at the dinner plates, there’s hella weights (Ooh, hella weights)
Looking at the chocolate on my fingers, think it’s doo-doo (Okay, doo-doo, doo-doo!)
Lick my fingers 'cause you know that I be picking boogers (Doo-doo caca!)
I be picking boogers (Boogers)
There's a monster in my window, he be picking boogers (Boogers)
Uh, okay, yeah (Boogers!)
I be opening up the closet door like I'm fucking Monsters, Inc (Monsters, Inc)
Looking Monsters, Inc, I tatted on me monster's ink (Oh)
Ooh, uh

[Verse 3]
I got a pet duck, he looking straight at my fucking face
Looking at my iris, I got dinner plates on dinner plates (Woo!)
Why the fuck I'm rapping 'bout dinner plates? I don't even know
Got a monster from Resident Evil
Got a teddy bear just for show (Oh, teddy, teddy bear)
I got a Crystal Geyser water bottle
It's big as fuck, it's bigger than my head
Bitch, I gotta throttle
Oh, oh my God, yeah, there's a snowman too
Yeah, he's looking at me, bitch, I got a—
Achoo! (Bless you, bless you!)
I got a fucking Furby
Looking at this feet 'cause you know that I like furries (What!?)

[Outro]
Oh my God, oh my God, whore, huh (That line was, uh—)
Whore? You good? (Shit, I’m drunk)
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