[Intro: Skullkruncher13]
Ten years ago, two boys ventured into Halo 3 matchmaking
To start their journey making charming yet often cringy music videos
This is a trip down memory lane for all their homie g shizzle dawgs
[Verse 1: Skullkruncher13 & Patfan, Both]
It's been ten years and I still can't wrap my head around the fact that we still make raps
Take it back to '08 with The Greatest Ever, this is the same track, we just made it better
Reminiscin' the Machinima golden age, Red vs Blue showed us the road we'd take
Started with Halo 3, that led to COD, this is JT Machinima's history
[Verse 2: Skullkruncher13 & Patfan, Both]
Now looking back on it, there's a lot of nostalgia
First vid, Wizard Battle, can we take that one down, bruh?
White Guys Can Rap, now we're not so proud of (Cringe)
But in '09, we signed a contract, made our first album
We never had a mission but the vision was there
Soon as the viewers tuned in, felt like a privilege, you cared
About the goofy music vids we made from our own rooms
First time on camera, makin' bold moves (Woah)
Acting like we're Halo pros, back in the day
Who remembers the noob? That's how I actually played (Noobs for life)
I'll show you my shaft, while playing Minecraft
Then we had all the mobs rap, besides Ghast
Then came college and all the student bills
Getting book-smart but still honing our skills
Back in '11, I lost Skull, couldn't find him
I was in Heaven, if Heaven's called Skyrim (Fus Ro Dah)
We met an Australian, Andrea Storm Kaden
Put her in our raps, how much better she made them (Yep)
First collab that we had was the Halo 4 rap
Now half our fans would rather that she have her own tracks
Took us five years to get 100K subs
Ooh, look a plaque, that's something to hang up (Shiny!)
Goodbye, old logo, ain't forgetting that
We got a new one, but Patfan got a tat' (Sexy)
After FNaF came out, we had Five Long Nights
Now seventy million of you have joined us for a bite
Any new games coming? Scott, do not make 'em (Please)
That means more songs, that means I gotta play 'em
[Verse 3: Skullkruncher13 & Patfan, Both]
Overwatch just got in town, and it sounds like a game we ain't ever putting down
We've made hero raps, and battles with TF2
Plus we rock at the game, not in competitive, dude (Ooh)
The first time Pat really started to rap was Soldier: 76, he was a natural at that
I ordered costumes for us, what a good idea
I didn't wanna wear it, I don't mean to be a diva
Tried out Twitch, but that wasn't our game
Thanks to all ten people who usually came
So we kept grinding out a music video a week
Never thought we'd hit a million, but in 2017
You all helped the dream come true
Platonically speaking, we love you (We do)
Plus every friend we've made in the game music community
Inspiring each other to keep growing and improving
Started shooting more live action videos too
Wouldn't happen without havin' such a kick-ass crew
We met our friend River, he made a wish come true
Joined Rooster Teeth, wait, they made Red vs Blue (Woo)
This channel began so we could keep in touch
It was all just for kicks, never seemed like much (Nah)
We were just two kids with lots of games on our wish-lists
Now we got an office and we run it like a business
This rap may sound like we're bragging about all the nerdy fun stuff that we do
This next line's cheesy, but we wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you
[Outro]
Thanks for lending your ears for these past ten years
Here's to another ten, let's grab some beers
