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Oddball (I’d Rather Kill Myself Than Commit Suicide) Lyrics by Jumbo Dyho

Dance Your Heart Out

2012

[Intro]
We're all just a bunch of fucking idiots
I'm one of them, and I just made this song
So, well, listen, then, okay, here we go, I'm high
[Verse One: Jumbo Dyho]
First, let's make sure that this beat is in sync
And also that this 'NSYNC album is in the garbage shredder in the sink
Get it, cause it's garbage
And a garbage shredder is the shit that destroys it
All people talk about's money, sex, and taking poison
Except for that last part, just me and my boys
Shit, I didn't mean for that to happen
You bitches are Snow White, bite my Adam's apple
All of you mother faggots think I'm not able
To throw Ross and a gorilla over a table
And I know this shit makes sense
But Rick Ross and a gorilla, both of them have no difference
I know that I'm not in with the trends
Talking 'bout 'NSYNC when they already broke up in '02
(Everybody left the band)
But you bitches know I'm an oddball
Lots of people think Dyho means, "die, hoe!"
But it actually is abbreviation for dance your heart out, hoe
My dick along with my balls are as small as an elf
And I'd rather commit suicide than kill myself (they're the same, you fucking moron!)
[Hook]
Bitch, I'm strong
Bitch, I'm long
I'm tall, but I'm only 'bout 6 foot tall
I'm a mother, fucking oddball
Staring dead in to my eyes like the elf on the shelf
I'd rather commit suicide than kill myself [x4]
[Skit]
Dude
Yeah?
They're both the fucking same
Uh, so?
Dude, you must be high off weed
[footsteps]
Yes, I'll have what he's having
[Verse Two: Krisp Dog]
This'll be a short verse, I think I'm passing out
I can't breath through my nose, because glue is blocking my snout
And I got human feces all over the couch
But don't ask me why, you see, it wasn't a dog, it wasn't a frog
Just took too much of the log, and I freaked out after I psyched
Something just happened, and I just started crapping
Don't know what's happening, I'm not even reacting to
This blasphemy or tragedy that is sad to see
Not a romance movie, but me OD'ed off pills for ODC
Oh, fuck me, I just ruined all your childhood dreams, bitch
[Hook]
[Skit 2]
I'm glad I got what he's having
So, how do you like it?
I don't like it, I love it, you fucking bastard
[Glass smashes] Don't ask me that question ever again, you cunt! [door slams]
Credits
Jumbo Dyho

Jumbo Dyho

About “Oddball (I’d Rather Kill Myself Than Commit Suicide)” by Jumbo Dyho

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