[Intro]
Well, well... such dedication to your work. I think you've earned yourself a break.
Now come here...SO I CAN BREAK YOU.
[Verse 1]
See that planet of happy workers? It's the talent pool of all precious life
Each man hoped for a new tomorrow after centuries of great pain and strife
Yet these fresh-hired happy workers, those who laid claim to land of mammals' pride
They're but ghosts of a den of sorrow, therefore, this department must be downsized!
I know they're lovely, happy workers fetching eggs for upward mobility
Making hay for a hairy enterprise; the future's bright, furry and fuzzy!
Loath as I am for happy workers to face disappointment from management
As per contract, you've unionized, so I'm afraid I must end your employment
This behavior does not comply
With our values, therefore I
Must issue you the pink slip
As the Fuzzy Ooze begins to drip
I'll boil the ocean in the fur
To make things good as they once were
So watch this fifty-thousand-foot view
As you're born anew!
[Interlude 1]
ROARRRR!
You're not clockin' out that easily.
WRROOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!!
[Verse 2]
This charade's getting truly stale; your insubordination's unbearable!
All I ask are some manners; wish them safe return from cruel fate so terrible!
Don't expect your kids to know
Best practices lost long ago
I don't take feedback from a teen!
The old ways are still evergreen!
Just do as Bossman says to do
And let that wave of furry goo
Engulf the life of seven seas
And answer mammals' dying pleas!
As per management's previous email, this whole world will drown in the hair and slime
Carve our niche in the ecosystem to restore true balance for mammalkind!
Every squid, salmon, shellfish, sea-snail, every octopus and cnidarian
Must be laid off; no one will miss them past the grand return of mammalians!
With the wisdom of the ages
I'll turn back the world's pages
Need the vessel and the spirit
Got complaints? Don't wanna hear it!
Soon from chaos, we'll be free
And that's the Grizzco guarantee!
Though no more will fish-man spawn,
Still ever further, life goes on!
[Interlude 2]
ROARRRR!
Ah, a setback. But this is a GROWTH INDUSTRY!
WRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
[Verse 3]
It's vacation for happy workers! Take your paid time off as the world's reborn!
Rehire land dwellers from oblivion as the ocean falls in a furry storm!
Thanks to those happy little workers, beasts of fur and live birth, once more we'll see
Please don't use the term "Hairmegeddon" for the sake of HR and S&P!
I did not just hibernate twelve thousand years
To see a world run dry of the mammals' tears!
No, it's all wrong! A company of cephalopods
But I'll soon set things straight, as per nature's law!
So just smile, happy little workers! Let the Fuzzy Ooze balance Earth once more!
I'll include in your severance package pride and joy that all of you've played your role!
Still you strike, happy little workers? Don't you know your life's but a tiny speck?
Punch your timecards, because this damage's gonna come right out of your last paycheck!
I will baptize Earth in a cleansing tide
And reawaken memories of mammalkind!
The fur and claw worked hard to revive it all
And from this ladder, Grizzco shall never fall!
See that planet of happy workers? It's the talent pool of all precious life
Each man hoped for a new tomorrow after centuries of great pain and strife
Yet you fresh-hired happy workers, you who laid claim to land of mammals' pride
You cling onto the den of sorrow, but on graves of old, no more shall you thrive!
[Outro]
Grroaah!
You are proactive, aren't you... But it's time to clock out. In a few moments, Earth will be ruled by mammals once again.
WRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
