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Meet the Heslops Lyrics by Kate Miller-Heidke, Keir Nuttall

Muriel’s Wedding the Musical (The Original Cast Recording)

2018

[ANNOUNCER, spoken]
Magnificent! And he likes this ground
[PERRY]
Wowww!
[JOANIE]
Wow-ow-ow
[MALCOLM]
What?
[PERRY]
Close one
[JOANIE]
(gasp)
[MALCOLM]
Hah!
[PERRY]
Yeah!
[PERRY]
Wowww!
[JOANIE]
Wow-ow-ow
[MALCOLM]
What?
[PERRY]
Good one
[JOANIE]
(gasp)
[MALCOLM]
Hah!
[PERRY]
Yeah!
[PERRY]
Wowww!
[JOANIE]
Wow-ow-ow
[MALCOLM]
What?
[PERRY]
Close one!
[JOANIE]
(gasp)
[MALCOLM]
Hah!
[PERRY]
Yeah!
[MALCOLM]
Wow!
[PERRY]
Nice!
[HESLOP KIDS]
Yeahhh
[PERRY]
Nah
[HESLOP KIDS]
Yeah nah
Great shot!
What a partnership!
[MALCOLM]
They were nailed to the crease!
[JOANIE]
Now they're fully smashin' it!
[HESLOP KIDS]
3 more runs - 65 for none!
Yes!
[PERRY]
Through to the boundary!
[MALCOLM]
Joanie, can I have a Burger Ring?
[JOANIE]
Only if there's a beer for me
[MALCOLM & PERRY]
In the fridge, you can get it yourself!
[JOANIE]
Mum
[BETTY]
Yes?
[JOANIE]
Get us a beer
[BETTY]
Alright, my dear
We can watch the game together as a family
[HESLOP KIDS]
Woooowayoh!
[BETTY]
Yes, just like a regular family
[HESLOP KIDS]
Oooowayoh!
Mum! We can’t see the TV properly!
[BETTY, spoken]
Oh, sorry
[MALCOLM]
Dunk needs to get another plan
[PERRY]
Faulkner loves a Carter ball
[JOANIE]
Clarkie doesn't understand
[HESLOP KIDS]
He hits them all free force from four balls!
[BETTY]
He is the gruff professor
And she is the lonely widow
And they're meant to be together
But will they answer when love calls?
[HESLOP KIDS]
Woooowayoh!
[BETTY]
No secrets in her family
[HESLOP KIDS]
Woooowayoh!
Sucked in! You're bowling crappily!
Oooowayoh!
He's out!
[MALCOLM]
Awww, he won't go happily
[BETTY]
Anyway, I hope this story has a happy end
[PERRY]
Wowww!
[JOANIE]
Wow-ow-ow
[MALCOLM]
What?
[PERRY]
Close one!
[JOANIE]
(gasp)
[MALCOLM]
Hah!
[PERRY]
Yeah!
[PERRY]
Wow
[JOANIE] [PERRY & MALCOLM]
Wow-ow-ow Awwwwwww
[JOANIE, spoken]
You're terrible, Muriel
Credits
Kate Miller-Heidke

Kate Miller-Heidke

Keir Nuttall

Keir Nuttall

About “Meet the Heslops” by Kate Miller-Heidke

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