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Valhalla Lyrics by Jxdchive

!Smile! 2

2024

[Intro]
Woah
Oh
Mmm, Hi Jayden
No way!

[Chorus]
I’m tryna stack up some dollars
Me and my bros’ll never see valhalla
Lil’ shorty a dog, gotta go get a collar
I used to be broke riding in an Impala
How many many times I said it, you not gang
AA12 with a switch and it’s gon’ bang
She want Benihana’s, don’t want that lil’ steak
But she finna eat if this dick on her plate

[Verse 1]
What do I have to do?
To show you- that everything’s cool
I promise you I’m not a fool
I know these bitches steady drool
She- she- she for the team
Light skin, pussy bald, Mr. Clean
Sipping orange soda like I’m Baby Keem
The fuck do you mean?
You built like Jupiter, can’t have a ring
Me and my twin just be rockin’ Supreme
I am a king, nigga whеre is my queen?
Whole lotta red likе I’m Lightning McQueen
Fashionable, Alexander McQueen
Said it three times and it rhymed, I’m the king
Never get cold cause i stay with some (mink!)
I don’t want that bitch cause her pussy stink
I feel like I’m Yeat cause I’m on the brink
Darkskin bitch but her pussy pink
My girl Filipino, I call her a (chink!)

[Chorus]
I’m tryna stack up some dollars
Me and my bros’ll never see valhalla
Lil’ shorty a dog, gotta go get a collar
I used to be broke riding in an Impala
How many many times I said it, you not gang
AA12 with a switch and it’s gon’ bang
She want Benihana’s, don’t want that lil’ steak
But she finna eat if this dick on her plate

[Chorus]
I’m tryna stack up some dollars
Me and my bros’ll never see valhalla
Lil’ shorty a dog, gotta go get a collar
I used to be broke riding in an Impala
How many many times I said it, you not gang
AA12 with a switch and it’s gon’ bang
She want Benihana’s, don’t want that lil’ steak
But she finna eat if this dick on her plate

[Verse 2]
Baby I need you I cannot wait
Why would you leave, you shoulda stayed
Bullets go bratatat
Got bodies back to back
Oh my god- Oh my god, Bloody Parade
Oh, let me finish it out
That bitch ain’t happy ‘less dick in her mouth
In the DMV but I’m from the south
Don’t get her way and she sit there and pout
I think he Cory, we creep in his house
Not a coon, not a squirrel, not a rat, not a mouse
(I don’t fuck with none of ‘em, get ‘em all out)
Sorry, don’t mean to be loud
Saw yo' bitch back, 30 shots, blew it out
Her booty fat, I’ma smack, she say "ow!"
Her booty fat, I hit her with the pow!
B-B-B- Bitch I’m ascending
Y’all are my kids, from me y’all are descending
What it say, JxD number 1 trending
That bitch a throat goat she gon’ suck my
Dingaling!

[Chorus]
I’m tryna stack up some dollars
Me and my bros’ll never see valhalla
Lil’ shorty a dog, gotta go get a collar
I used to be broke riding in an Impala
How many many times I said it, you not gang
AA12 with a switch and it’s gon’ bang
She want Benihana’s, don’t want that lil’ steak
But she finna eat if this dick on her plate
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About “Valhalla” by Jxdchive

Read the complete lyrics to "Valhalla" by Jxdchive from the album "!Smile! 2" in 2024. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rap.

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"Valhalla" appears on "!Smile! 2" in 2024.

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