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Chimney Lyrics by K-Odd-ik

Khaos Khristmas 2021

2021

[Verse 1:]
Ho ho ho and a bottle of rum
Santa swallows it and polishes it off with a blunt
Mrs. Claus done left him for Jack Frost
And everyone else is bout to get the fucking jack pot? Nah
He is not delivering your presents
He goes round the world and not one person stops to thank him for a second
So this Christmas, he's gonna blow his head into sections
He's sick of puking up peppermint schnapps to fight the depression
But you know, that Santa's going out with a bang
He takes a sleigh ride to Jack Frost's house with a mag
He popped him right in the cap, put him down in a flash
Then shoves a blade deep in Mrs. Claus' scalp as hе laughs
He chops her up and cuts her up into piеces then he proceeding
To wrap em up in a present and give em to you this evenin'
He throws some extra shit in there like mustard gas
Plus a dash of cyanide mixed in a muffin stash

[Hook:]
Santa Claus is suicidal this Christmas, this Christmas
So, I would not feel too entitled this Christmas, this Christmas (and he's goin)
Down the chimney
He's going down the chimney

[Interlude:]
It's a bloody Christmas, a very bloody Christmas
Fucking relentless, the death and blood and sickness

[Verse 2:]
He might chuck a grenade down your motherfucking chimney
Mr. Claus is going on a motherfucking frenzy
He might place the barrel right on your upper headpiece
Then squeeze the trigger until that motherfucker's empty
Death and destruction are served, clutching the burner
This year Christmas is something absurd, what in the world is
He doing? It starts to set in the depression, the regret and
He's getting, the urge to cave his motherfucking head in
So he heads back to the North Pole
Vodka bottle in hand and there's blood all over his torso
And tonight could not be more cold
It pours snow from the sky, shit it's probably like 40 below
He puts the forty to his dome and he's contemplating
Squeezing that motherfucker but his arms are shaking
Finally he gets the strength to do it, he touches it, bang!
Bloody Santa hat in the snow with a chunk of his brain

[Hook:]
Santa Claus is suicidal this Christmas, this Christmas
So, I would not feel too entitled this Christmas, this Christmas (and he's goin)
Down the chimney
He's going down the chimney

[Interlude:]
It's a bloody Christmas, a very bloody Christmas
Fucking relentless, the death and blood and sickness
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K-Odd-ik

K-Odd-ik

About “Chimney” by K-Odd-ik

Read the complete lyrics to "Chimney" by K-Odd-ik from the album "Khaos Khristmas 2021" in 2021. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rap.

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"Chimney" is credited to K-Odd-ik. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Chimney" appears on "Khaos Khristmas 2021" in 2021.

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