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MRS. CLAUS’ ONLY FANS Lyrics by K Quarn

SWEET SKELETONS

2023

[Intro: Steve Gallagher]
Being a worldly-minded Christian made
One extremely vulnerable to the powerful
Pull of pornography
Once caught in its grip a Christian
Would find himself on a slippery slope
Into the ever darkening world of perversion
The deeper into sexual sin he went
The more he would find himself in league
With the spirit of the world
If he was to break free from the
Addiction to pornography and sexual sin
He would have to first break free from
The hold thе world had on his heart
[Chorus]
Mrs. Claus, only fans for the price of twеnties xans
Snowcones fuck the molly, make this shit real fucking jolly
Heatstroke this bitch, give me brain, as she's smoking on the strain
Kick ya in the shin, bust all on her pale skin
Doing cocaine as I profane, make everyone think I'm going insane
Smile behind the camera, bitches know I've got the stamina
Claus knows I'm not done with her, leave her starving like Africa
Pussy outta this world call it andromeda
Fuck this I prefer Hanukkah
[Verse]
Watching Loli Hentai on my flat-screen TV
There's a lump on my nuts and it hurts when I pee
Yeah, I wish Mrs. Claus, only fans, was for free
I wanna watch her cum and that's a guarantee
There's lube in my fingers and lube in my ass
Hit up the plug to deal me some gas
I roll up that spliff and turn it to ash
I beg on the streets for some only fans cash
Mrs. Claus with that big fat booty
I wanna break in and play with her boobies
Mrs. Claus, oh so jolly, body like sex dolly
She's getting out the camera and she's getting pretty freaky yeah
Santa doesn't know yeah, she's getting pretty sneaky yeah
I'm watching from her window and I'm streaming it to X-videos
She's playing with herself yeah, you know how this song goes
[Chorus]
Mrs. Claus, only fans for the price of twenties xans
Snowcones fuck the molly, make this shit real fucking jolly
Heatstroke this bitch, give me brain, as she's smoking on the strain
Kick ya in the shin, bust all on her pale skin
Doing cocaine as I profane, make everyone think I'm going insane
Smile behind the camera, bitches know I've got the stamina
Claus knows I'm not done with her, leave her starving like Africa
Pussy outta this world call it andromeda
Fuck this I prefer Hanukkah
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K Quarn

K Quarn

About “MRS. CLAUS’ ONLY FANS” by K Quarn

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