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MRS. CLAUS’ ONLY FANS (SoundCloud Version) Lyrics by K Quarn

SWEET SKELETONS (Physical Version)

2022

[Intro: Dean Martin]
Oh, the weather outside is frightful
But the fire is so delightful
And since we've no place to go
Let it snow, let it snow, let it sn-
[Chorus]
Mrs. Claus, only fans for the price of twenties xans
Snowcones fuck the molly, make this shit real fucking jolly
Heatstroke this bitch, give me brain, as she's smoking on the strain
Kick ya in the shin, bust all on her pale skin
Doing cocaine as I profane, make everyone think I'm going insane
Smile behind the camera, bitchеs know I've got the stamina
Claus knows I'm not done with hеr, leave her starving like Africa
Pussy outta this world call it andromeda
Fuck this I prefer Hanukkah
[Verse]
Watching Loli Hentai on my flat-screen TV
There's a lump on my nuts and it hurts when I pee
Yeah, I wish Mrs. Claus, only fans, was for free
I wanna watch her cum and that's a guarantee
There's lube in my fingers and lube in my ass
Hit up the plug to deal me some gas
I roll up that spliff and turn it to ash
I beg on the streets for some only fans cash
Mrs. Claus with that big fat booty
I wanna break in and play with her boobies
Mrs. Claus, oh so jolly, body like sex dolly
She's getting out the camera and she's getting pretty freaky yeah
Santa doesn't know yeah, she's getting pretty sneaky yeah
I'm watching from her window and I'm streaming it to X-videos
She's playing with herself yeah, you know how this song goes
[Chorus]
Mrs. Claus, only fans for the price of twenties xans
Snowcones fuck the molly, make this shit real fucking jolly
Heatstroke this bitch, give me brain, as she's smoking on the strain
Kick ya in the shin, bust all on her pale skin
Doing cocaine as I profane, make everyone think I'm going insane
Smile behind the camera, bitches know I've got the stamina
Claus knows I'm not done with her, leave her starving like Africa
Pussy outta this world call it andromeda
Fuck this I prefer Hanukkah
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K Quarn

K Quarn

About “MRS. CLAUS’ ONLY FANS (SoundCloud Version)” by K Quarn

Read the complete lyrics to "MRS. CLAUS’ ONLY FANS (SoundCloud Version)" by K Quarn from the album "SWEET SKELETONS (Physical Version)" in 2022. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Christmas, Meme Rap, Rap.

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