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STIFLER’S MOM Lyrics by K Quarn

SWEET SKELETONS (Physical Version)

2023

[Chorus]
Yeah I'm beating around the bush I fuck a milf, Stiflers Mom
I'm dropping more gas than we did on Vietnam
And I'm dropping more bombs than America did on japan
Bitch I'm hiding in your attic call me "Anne Marie Frank"
[Verse]
Bitch ill leave you headless like a cunt from Iran
With my choppa and blade I bought straight from the Taliban
Yeah I've got a big night planned by my nightstand
With my dildo and lube I got from the mailman
Call up Saunder's if you are looking for a Juvi-hunter
Sending wank videos to kids calling it a fucking blunder
I know CPC stands for "Child Perv Cunt"
Are you and Gary Narkle mates? Oh I fucking wonder
Switching topics to your childhood mate
Maybe you and Morgs could go on a nice date
Because I know that cunt ain't fucking straight
Especially whеn he was disappointed
He couldn't fuck Sav's dеad mate
I shoot shots cause I love throwing shade easily
But beef with me ill beat your ass legally
Just like Eminem imma even the score equally
But when I skull fuck you ill be screaming cheerfully
Call up Trixie if you want something sloppy
Or even if you want a cheeky gobby
Just make sure you always wear Johnny
Unless its candy love with a body like barbie
[Chorus]
Yeah I'm beating around the bush I fuck a milf, Stiflers Mom
I'm dropping more gas than we did on Vietnam
And I'm dropping more bombs than America did on japan
Bitch I'm hiding in your attic call me "Anne Marie Frank"
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K Quarn

K Quarn

About “STIFLER’S MOM” by K Quarn

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"STIFLER’S MOM" appears on "SWEET SKELETONS (Physical Version)" in 2023.

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