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Every Man I Love is Either Married, Gay or Dead Lyrics by Kacey Jones

Every Man I Love is Either Married, Gay or Dead

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I saw that little white circle
Where the ring went on his hand
But against my better judgment
I fell for a married man
He swore that he would leave her
And he'd start a brand new life
But in the end
Surprise, surprise
He left me for his wife
Every man I love is either married, gay, or dead
I can't find a single man to share my double bed
There's a ring on their finger
Or they're light on their feet
Or there's a tombstone on their head
Every man I love is either married, gay, or dead
Then I met the sweetest guy
He was too good to be true
He loved to do all those things
Men usually hate to do
When he took me to that bar
I thought we'd find romance
But when I saw Tom, Dick, and Harry
I knew I didn't stand a chance
Every man I love is either married, gay, or dead
I can't find a single man to share my double bed
There's a ring on their finger
Or they're light on their feet
Or there's a tombstone on their head
Every man I love is either married, gay, or dead
[Spoken]
Could this song possibly have a happy ending?
Well I finally met the perfect man
Good lookin', single, and straight
When we were making love
I thought, "Good things come to those who wait"
But then right in the middle of "You know what"
He gasped his final breath
Well, what a shame
He'll never know I loved that man to death!
Every man I love is either married, gay, or dead
I can't find a single man to share my double bed
There's a ring on their finger
Or they're light on their feet
Or there's a tombstone on their head
Every man I love is either married, gay, or dead
Every man I love is either married, gay, or dead
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Kacey Jones

Kacey Jones

About “Every Man I Love is Either Married, Gay or Dead” by Kacey Jones

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