[Chorus]
I came to earth and I got bitten, turned me to a beast
Before I turned, I finally finished my own eulogy
Now I hunt, use ripped of ears as jewelry
Using the dead to my advantage, nothing new to me
They call me Badass Zombie, bet' not screw with T
‘cuz I got screws loose, up up in my noodle, G
I see a hu- hu- human, that’s just food to me
I like to serve up guts to my brothers, arrange it beautifully
[Verse 1]
Got that baby in my tummy
Made of food, ain’t no shorty
Yeah my bars truly stunning
I’m the milk to your honey, funny
Considering nothing
I will be thе next one coming up
Liquor in my coffee cup
Smoking barbequе flavored blunts, what?
Obnoxious, topics, ain’t no Faze or Optic
But I 360 no scope hitmarker yo' bitch
In the front I’m jumping
On top of plumpy pumpkins
Bumping, hugging, puffing
Something, something, something, Boogie
I don’t give a fuck, no truly
Give my teddy bear a smoochie
Lay my head upon this cushion
Will I’m puffing that strong kushy
Don’t take me for a foolie
See my brother, I’m like who he?
If you smoking, pass it to me
Imma crush the brightest ruby
And snort it up, get high as hell
Tummy rub? I might as well
My eyesight is bright pastel
When I fart a mighty smell
I might cast a quiet spell
Now in happiness you dwell
Thinking ‘bout your righteous self
Then I smash you like a shell
[Intermezzo]
I came to earth and I got bitten, turned me to a beast
Hihi
They call me Badass Zombie, bet' not screw with T
Hmm hmm
Turn it up
Turn it up
Turn it up
Turn it up
[Verse 2]
I roll up a zip in the corner
Hitting the spliff in the morning
Then I start the recording
Slam dunking bars, Air Jordan
MJ, in MA
Teach you a lesson, I’m the sensei
I bet they’ll try to escape
Don’t hesitate, use my death ray
I’ll play Fruit Ninja, Imma slice fools
In the booth with ya, I’m a nice dude
But I’m a rude killa when the times due
When my mood’s switching, pray I like you
I guess that’s food for thought
Like your mind having supper
See the sky, say what’s up?
Didn’t reply, that’s a bummer
People looking at me weird
I’m like, d-d-did I stutter?
My and the sky go way back
Brother from another mother
My artillery makes it sound like thunder
My pillory has the brightest color
Wanna chill in it? it has QuietComfort
Built in, are you a lion lover?
‘cuz I have one, with claws that’ll cut ya
They’ll go through you, like a knife through butter
I like to see you suffer
Then serve you up as supper
[Chorus]
I came to earth and I got bitten, turned me to a beast
Before I turned I finally finished my own eulogy
Now I hunt, use ripped of ears as jewelry
Using the dead to my advantage, nothing new to me
They call me Badass Zombie, bet' not screw with T
‘cuz I got screws loose, up up in my noodle, G
I see a hu- hu- human, that’s just food to me
I like to serve up guts to my brothers, arrange it beautifully
[Verse 3]
I watch the news, seeing casualties
And I’m masturbating to it casually
Necrophilia is a fantasy
That to the undead is no felony
It’s just regular, that’s how we do it
If a leg falls off, it’s just soothing
It gives more room to do what we’re doing
Why everybody looking at me stupid?
I get bored of ya, real quick
Got the formula to deal with
A forkful of real shit
Here it is: please quit
Oh shit, now I’m roasting
Everyone that was boasting
About their money and all of their clothing
Maybe I should stop the recording?
Hmmm, nah
I guess we don’t care for that
‘cuz in hell your clothes burn off
The only thing we care about in fact
Is getting wasted and turnin up!
Come to think about it, wasn’t that bad
No one down there gives a fuck
Buck, Rizzly, I wanna go back!
Being stuck on earth sucks!
[Outro: Buck, Rizzly & T]
[Buck]
That’s really how you’re going to end your own song?
[Rizzly]
You know you don’t get another one, right?
[T]
Leave me alone!
[Buck]
You’re such a child
[T]
No, I’m not! I’m a badass zombie!
[Buck]
Shut up, T!
[Rizzly]
Let’s just do a couple songs together
