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John 8.1-11 Skit Lyrics by Kaelar

Stone 2

2020

But Jesus went to the Mount of Shame.
And early in the morning, he came
again to the rhythm and poetry temple.
and from all over the world, people assembled,
and he sat down and taught them.
There were millions of rappers who sought him,
but few who Jesus thought fit.
Then, SNK brought him
RG Junior, a fellow quite peculiar
who had been caught mumble rapping,
flexing money and overusing autotune.
To live and soon to die in solitude
They placed him in the midst
and said to him: “Since
the day he was born, real poets have tried to get rid
of this disease that has the mind of youngsters filled
with nonsense, rubbish, barely understandable words
using money to cope with insecurity, absurd!
Jesus, RG Junior has been caught in the act of seriously slacking.
There is nothing in the Rap Law that says we should be attacking.
But seriously, who hasn’t had enough of their bragging?
The skill needed for rhythm and poetry, they are clearly lacking.
So what do you say?” SNK asked of him
and Jesus laid down, his pen and he picked
up the biggest stone he could find
and nodded to SNK with a smile
and as one they did the same, and together they threw
the stones, one each, in total 2 flew
And they heard the loudest crack of a bone
and that was the moment when RG Junior got 2 stoned
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Kaelar

Kaelar

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