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If Only Lyrics by Kaelin Halcrow

Ornge - EP (artist: Kaelin Halcrow)

2018

If only, I lived all alonely
Then I, would write
The greatest
Song of all time
I was just about to write
The greatest song of all time
It was gonna blow your fucking mind
If you'd have heard it, you'd have went blind
But my mom is due back in a couple of hours
And I just do not think that I have the power to
Knock one out before she gets home
The worst part is, she won't even phone
To let me know she's close, so, I guess
The greatest song of all time will have to wait. To wait
If only, I lived all alonely
Then I, would write
The greatest
Song of all time
It'll have drums, and guitar
Bass and a choir, piano and a flute
Triangle
Accordion, recorder, and an organ
It'll have it all, but it won't have bagpipes
Because it's to be the greatest song of all-
But not now, I got a lot to do
Not a lot of time, mom's back soon
The kitchen's lookin' shit,gotta deal with it
Tryin'na put the pans back but they won't fit
Like, I dunnow how the fuck I'm gonna put these pans back, I dunnow how they all fit in here in the first place. They're just not going in
Letters are scattered all over the floor, I haven't touched them since they came in the door
My pubes are scattered all over the bath, I gotta get that before she's back
Also there's a lot of clothes needing washed
And I gotta go to the shops to restock on food, How will I do it!?
I won't. Ima wright a song instead
All those problems can go to the back of my head
All the mess can get put in the back of the shed
I'd rather write a song about a song instead
That's what I'll doooo
That sounds gooood
If only I knew when she's
Due back
But I don't so I don't waste time
Writing in the night time
Daytime I'm adding to my waistline
And that's the case when she's away
There's a song I wanna sing for the whole of America
And I need a haircut, but first
If only, I lived all alonely
Then I, would write
The greatest
Song of all time
It'll have trumpets and saxophones
Violins and trombones
Banjos, and a bass drop
And a marching band
It'll have everything
And it'll be the greatest
Song of all time
Credits
Kaelin Halcrow

Kaelin Halcrow

About “If Only” by Kaelin Halcrow

Read the complete lyrics to "If Only" by Kaelin Halcrow from the album "Ornge - EP (artist: Kaelin Halcrow)" in 2018. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Underground Rap, UK Rap, Aa (Check Description).

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"If Only" appears on "Ornge - EP (artist: Kaelin Halcrow)" in 2018.

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