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Slumpy Man [2019 Version] Lyrics by Kaisson

Ski Masks and Durags

2019

[Hook: Kaisson]
I’m the slumpy man if you really need a xan
Never gave a damn, stab my ex girl in her ass
I’m not a hardass, but I’m a smartass
The shit that I smoke is fire, the shit that you buy is ass

[Verse 1: Kaisson]
I got too much coke in my nose
You don’t know nobody with this many flows, yuh
Bitch I’m poppin molly solo
Then I get so high I feel like Ho-Oh, ay
When I’m on a bean, I feel like a teenage dream
You know Slumpy Man make your girlfriend cream in her sheets
When she piss in her jeans I be like “Ooo wee!”
“Yo this shit stink just like my weed!”
Why you gotta buy all your shit cheap?
Sit down, be humble, I’m the king of the reefer
With a little bit of crack in it
Everybody knows I’m a motherfuckin crack addict
And you oughta know I quit takin xanax
Cause I just wanna turn up, go wild, automatic
Come see this faggot in action
You wanna buy some shit, look underneath my mattress

[Hook: Kaisson]
I’m the slumpy man if you really need a xan
Never gave a damn, stab my ex girl in her ass
I’m not a hardass, but I’m a smartass
The shit that I smoke is fire, the shit that you buy is ass

[Verse 2: Kaisson]
Okay I’m rippin and flippin and killin the children
Who bitchin on me cause they bitches, ha
Ripping and flipping and killin these teachers
Who walk in on me while I’m rippin, ha
Goddamit, I’m hot
Goddamit, I’m a thot
Goddamit if you try to touch my shit at this party
Prepare to get popped
Bitch call me Mysterio with the smoke up in my dome
I can take a hundred hits and run all the way home
I smoke schticky icky til I feel like Tinkie Winkie
And I rap all stupid like my first name Iggy, uh
I could either be layin in a casket
Or I could be sippin drank in the Hamptons
Who saying this faggot cannot be ratchet
When I’m out here trappin and rappin all of this madness

[Hook: Kaisson]
I’m the slumpy man if you really need a xan
Never gave a damn, stab my ex girl in her ass
I’m not a hardass, but I’m a smartass
The shit that I smoke is fire, the shit that you buy is ass

[Verse 3: Saca]
I'm takin' all this Ecstacy
My hit up always textin' me
I'm always smokin' hella weed
I'm feelin' like it's Halloween
How they give it out for free
I think the cops they out for me
And the feds try'na keep it away from me
But I keep on gettin' away with ease
Xanax, Molly, club drugs
The cops will never bust us
I'm bribin' out the customs
I'm always gettin' up, up
That ain't sugar that is cocaine
And my bitch is high on novocaine
Me and Kaisson are always high
You could see it in our bloodshot eyes

[Hook: Kaisson]
I’m the slumpy man if you really need a xan
Never gave a damn, stab my ex girl in her ass
I’m not a hardass, but I’m a smartass
The shit that I smoke is fire, the shit that you buy is ass
Said I’m the slumpy man if you really need a xan
Never gave a damn, stab my ex girl in her ass
I’m not a hardass, but I’m a smartass
The shit that I smoke is fire, the shit that you buy is ass
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About “Slumpy Man [2019 Version]” by Kaisson

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"Slumpy Man [2019 Version]" appears on "Ski Masks and Durags" in 2019.

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