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Sam Failed Her Driver’s Test Lyrics by Kait Kerrigan & Bree Lowdermilk

The Mad Ones (Studio Cast Recording)

2019

[SAM]
The first time you fail to get your license, adorable
The second time, surprising
But I was ambitious
[KELLY, ADAM, BEV]
Oh, Sam failed her driver’s test
Four times
[SAM]
The first time barely counts, I forgot my glasses
[ADAM]
Medical condition
[KELLY, ADAM, BEV]
That’s one!
[SAM]
Next, a parked car bumped into me
[BEVERLY]
Divine intervention?
[KELLY, ADAM, BEV]
That’s two!
[SAM]
The third time
[KELLY, ADAM, BEV]
Hoo-ooh
[SAM]
I left the parking brake on, which caused burning smell, which caused me to panic, which caused me to...
[KELLY, ADAM, BEV]
Pee
And flee
That’s three
[KELLY (as CAROL ANN)]
Samantha Brown?
[KELLY, ADAM, BEV]
Yeah, she failed one more
Driver’s test number four
[SAM]
Kelly? What are you doing?
[KELLY]
Don’t talk about it, Sam, live it!
Watch for traffic
The car’s not gonna drive itself
Both hands on the wheel
What? You think it’s gonna bite?
Well?
[SAM]
No...
[KELLY]
Okay. You be Sam
[SAM]
Who are you?
[KELLY]
The DMV lady Carol Ann. She’s from Minnesota
[SAM]
No, she's not
[KELLY (as CAROL ANN)]
She is now, dontch’ya know?
Turn the key. what does it feel like?
[SAM (KELLY (AS CAROL ANN))]
My hands are steady (Turn left onto Main)
I barely even have to steer (You should probably try staying in one lane)
And I feel ready (This part should be easy)
The road in front of me is clear (You’re making me feel queasy, dear)
And all at once I feel alive
[KELLY (AS CAROL ANN)]
Are you ready for the highway?
[SAM]
Yes!
[KELLY (AS CAROL ANN)]
OK, then
[SAM, KELLY, ADAM, BEV (ADAM)]
Drive!
Drive!
Drive! (Oh)
Drive!
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Kait Kerrigan & Bree Lowdermilk

Kait Kerrigan & Bree Lowdermilk

About “Sam Failed Her Driver’s Test” by Kait Kerrigan & Bree Lowdermilk

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