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Top Ten Lyrics by Kait Kerrigan & Bree Lowdermilk

The Mad Ones (Studio Cast Recording)

2019

[KELLY]
Now, let’s have the ceremony!
[SAM]
What ceremony?
[KELLY]
Uh, the one where you honor me
[SAM]
You want a ceremony?
[KELLY]
I want a monument, but I’ll settle for a ceremony. Honor me!
[SAM]
With what?
[KELLY]
The top ten ways for Kelly Manning to die
[SAM]
You’re misappropriating it
[KELLY]
You cannot stop this
Number 10: I go skydiving without a parachute
Number 9:
[SAM]
Old age
[KELLY]
Lame, impossible
Number 8: abducted by aliens with enormous genitalia
Seven:
[SAM]
Kelly eats Mentos with diet coke and explodes
[KELLY]
Now, that's a damn fine way for Kelly Manning to die
Six:
[SAM]
She tours the tundra and is swallowed by a yeti
Five:
[KELLY]
I eat some toenail polish at my mani-pedi
Four:
[SAM]
Hit by a meteor
Three:
[KELLY]
Caught in a gang war
Two:
[SAM]
Kelly likes caffeine and loves a random fling, so one time at a Starbucks she makes out with Sting. And Sting is all like "Kelly, I think you should come on tour." And Kelly’s all like...
[KELLY]
"I don’t know, is that Armani? Sure. Hahaha." But then Sting gets really clingy and when I say I have to go back to the States, he’s like...
[SAM, in British accent]
"I can’t let you go."
[KELLY]
And I’m like "Ew, you’re my dad’s age." And then he makes me listen to his musical. And I’m like "what’s with the ship? Why are we building a ship?" But I never find out because I am literally bored to death
[SAM]
It was scandalous
[KELLY]
But not compared to...
[SAM (KELLY)]
The number one way (Number one way)
[KELLY]
Hit by a car on the way home from the library!
[SAM]
Kelly...
[KELLY]
If only I’d never cracked open a book
[SAM]
Shut up!
[KELLY]
Fine. Not ready to face your demons? Go ahead, sit in that memory swirl for a while
[Memory swirl, overlapping voices]
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Kait Kerrigan & Bree Lowdermilk

Kait Kerrigan & Bree Lowdermilk

About “Top Ten” by Kait Kerrigan & Bree Lowdermilk

Read the complete lyrics to "Top Ten" by Kait Kerrigan & Bree Lowdermilk from the album "The Mad Ones (Studio Cast Recording)" in 2019. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop.

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"Top Ten" appears on "The Mad Ones (Studio Cast Recording)" in 2019.

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