[Intro]
Demi, can I be in a song?
No, Alex
Please Demi, I need to tell people to respect women!
(Alex shut! It's starting!)
Yo
I know you've been waiting for this one, heh
[Chorus]
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[Verse 1]
You might not leave the trial with your full squad
If Mike Myers catches you with a toolbox
Best pack the cutting wire to minimize your time
When you do sabotage or you'll get stopped
Hump the Huntress before she turns you into lunch
And in her lunchbox
If we all survive then is like Bloodpoints time by 100
You best not die because if you're hooked, then the fun stops
[Verse 2]
Getting chased by Leatherface when the pallet dropped
Now its his time to do the boom, boom, croissant
I got hit, now the chase is on
I've got the speed boost though, man, I came to conquer
Getting hunted like an animal by the Cannibal
Best not panic, I'm running around like an angry bull
Jumping over obstacles, I've got to find another route
Vault through the window, then I'm falling off the roof
There's no way that I'm ever getting caught
Man, I came to stay, man, I'm surviving this trial
Dangerous plays, yeah, No Mither is my style
Look, this game has made me insane, man it's wild
[Pre-Chorus]
"Use your time effectively, never get comfy"
You never know when you could hear the sound of the Wailing Bell behind you
Rest in peace
You might stand a chance if you got Slippery Meat
[Chorus]
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[Verse 3]
My sanity is no longer there
You ask "where's the Doctor?"
Man, he's coming around the corner
I'm not getting caught there, sacrifice the noob
He's the hotdog water, I'm for sure scared
Now I'm hallucinating, I'm hearing the whisper voice
Then I heard Demi saying (It's your boy)
The crow just squawked, can't make this much noise
Hiding in a locker? That shit's risky boy
[Verse 4]
In a cornfield unlocking a box
When i hear my heartbeat pickup
Now It's getting quicker, shit! I gotta run
Leave all that shit behind
Then Sheriff Jake comes in with a flashlight, now the killer's blind
Repairing a generator for the millionth time
You've never met a player that's as silly as I
I've got the brilliant killer getting pissy 'cause I survived
It is really a pity that you can't hit me with a knife
[Verse 5]
I could've sworn that I've been here before
Man, I'm running from the Pig before she puts a trap on my jaw
This ain't Saw, so why the fuck is she here for?
She can suck my dick, she is shit
I got big balls
Gotta go into another trial, the risk is enormous
I need another perk, but I can't afford it
It best not be in the Midwich Elementary
Because that map is appalling
[Verse 6]
Demi is a G, and I gotta pay homage
And this track here's been a long time coming
Dead By Daylight, the fans, they love it
I sacrifice people in the Killer Shack dungeon
I've got to admit the Wraith killer is my fave
I be slaying a million survivors down in a day
Every time that I play ,there's nobody who escapes
I collect their souls and lick the blood off my blade, so
[Chorus]
Extra, extra!
Come and get your Demi Plays!
I said, extra, extra!
Come and get your Demi Plays!
Get your daily dosage on this channel everyday!
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Come and get your Demi Plays!
[Outro]
Ha, come and get your Demi Plays
On this channel
Every single fucking day!
(Even though he doesn't upload every day, *ahem*)
That's all for now folks, thank you for listening
Peace
Woo!