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The Perfect Nanny Lyrics by Karen Dotrice, Matthew Garber

Mary Poppins (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)

1964

[JANE, spoken]
Wanted, a nanny for two adorable children
(sung)
If you want this choice position
Have a cheery disposition
Rosy cheeks, no warts
[MICHAEL, spoken]
That's the part I put in
[JANE]
Play games, all sorts
You must be kind, you must be witty
Very sweet and fairly pretty
Take us on outings, give us treats
Sing songs, bring sweets
Never be cross or cruel
Never give us castor oil or gruel
Love us as a son and daughter
And never smell of barley water
[MICHAEL, spoken]
I put that in too
[JANE]
If you won't scold and dominate us
We will never give you cause to hate us
We won't hide your spectacles so you can't see
Put toads in your bed or pepper in your tea
Hurry, Nanny
Many thanks
Sincerely
[BOTH]
Jane and Michael Banks

About “The Perfect Nanny” by Karen Dotrice

Read the complete lyrics to "The Perfect Nanny" by Karen Dotrice, Matthew Garber from the album "Mary Poppins (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)" in 1964. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Musicals, Soundtrack, Disney.

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"The Perfect Nanny" is credited to Karen Dotrice, Matthew Garber. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"The Perfect Nanny" appears on "Mary Poppins (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)" in 1964.

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