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Crystal Methodist Lyrics by Kasey Tyndall

Kasey Tyndall

2025

[Verse 1]
Mm
They built the strip club right on Church Street
And a liquor store right next door
In this eight ball town you put your roots in the ground
And your whiskey in your bathroom drawer
Daddy made ends in a Peterbilt
Momma kept baggies in her bra
Ain't no HG TV, Southern Living magazine
Beats all you ever saw
[Chorus]
We got preachers, cheaters, homeroom teachers
County records, backroad tweakers
Nosy neighbors, moonshine makers
Dealers and believers
Say bless your heart, come as you arе
Ain't no prejudice
We'rе just crazy Catholics, backwards Baptists
Crystal Methodists, Amen
[Verse 2]
Well, Jesus said, "Love thy neighbor"
Even if the car's on blocks
Said, "Mind your own, don't cast them stones"
But he didn't say nothing 'bout rocks
So the sheriff's kid's selling on the corner
Putting that silver spoon to use
He'll be high as a tornado
Serving them potatoes at the luncheon Sunday afternoon
[Chorus]
We got preachers, cheaters, homeroom teachers
County records, backroad tweakers
Nosy neighbors, moonshine makers
Dealers and believers
Say bless your heart, come as you are
Ain't no prejudice
We're just crazy Catholics, backwards Baptists
Crystal Methodists, Amen
[Bride]
Amen
Amen
Amen
Amen, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[Chorus]
We got preachers, cheaters, homeroom teachers
County records, backroad tweakers
Nosy neighbors, moonshine makers
Dealers and believers
Say bless your heart, come as you are
Ain't no prejudice
We're just crazy Catholics, backwards Baptists
Red wine at communion addicts
Sunday sober, holy rollers
Crystal Methodists, Amen
Oh, Amen
Amen
Credits
Kasey Tyndall

Kasey Tyndall

About “Crystal Methodist” by Kasey Tyndall

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