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Buffy’s Tanked Lyrics by Katherine Jayne

2024

[Instrumental]

[Verse 1]
You’re not Buffy the vampire slayer
You’re a buffet, big and wide
Tweets are gettin gayer
Mass reporting you with pride

[Pre-Chorus]
Worst part of the culture
Of stan twitter you’re a vulture (Oh)
Think that you’re a girl
Be real, not in this world (Oh)

[Chorus]
Buffy’s tanked, clock that tea
Buffy’s tanked, can’t be me
A mistake is your Twitter page
Boy you just want Buffy's face
If you didn’t stan Ari (Ari)
Baby, that would be a different story (Story)
For now all you need to know is Buffy’s tanked

[Verse 2]
The most unoriginal jokes
Like Nicki when she’s out of coke
I know it pains you to know your family hates you
Just admit, boy, you bought followers
Twitter blue check gone to waste
Like your fave Ariana, with her homewrecking ways (Oh)

[Pre-Chorus]
Worst part of the culture
Of stan twitter you’re a vulture (Oh)
Think that you’re a girl
Be real, not in this world (Oh)

[Chorus]
Buffy’s tanked, clock that tea
Buffy’s tanked, can’t be me
A mistake is your Twitter page
Boy you just want Buffy's face
If you didn’t stan Ari (Ari)
Baby, that would be a different story (Story)
For now all you need to know is Buffy’s tanked

[Instrumental]

[Bridge]
Ooh, grown man, not getting any younger
Someone please dox you, I can’t stand you longer
I need you gone (Gone)
Like Ariana to Mac, so long (So long)
The worst part is you’re too jobless to leave
Your family called, they’re begging me please
Get my son off twitter

[Chorus]
Buffy’s tanked (tanked), clock that tea
Buffy's tanked, can’t be me
A mistake (mistake) is your Twitter page (Twitter page)
Boy you just want Buffy’s face (You want it)
If you didn’t stan Ari (Ari)
Baby, that would be a different story (Story)
For now all you need to know is Buffy’s tanked

About “Buffy’s Tanked” by Katherine Jayne

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