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XXL Lyrics by Keith Anderson

Three Chord Country and American Rock & Roll

2005

Well Momma was exhausted after she had me
It took two nurses to hold me, one nurse to slap me
Doctor turned to momma and shook his head
Whiped the sweat off his brow, and then he said
"This boy is way off the charts, as far as I can tell
Ooo bpppp momma he's a double X L!"
By second grade I was 5' 2"!
By fifth grade I was wearing a size 12 shoe!
In eighth grade I was shopping at the, Big and Tall
And the coaches had me playing High School football
Uncle Roy said "Boy you'll make the NFL!
Ooo bbppp son, you're a double XL!"
Double XL, Double XL!
Dont call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell
Double XL Double XL!
Im a lean, mean, love machine that likes to be held
Ooo bbbppp baby Im a double XL!
Here we go!
Country cuties in Texas
String bikinis in Florida
Barbie Dolls driving Lexus, out in California
A skinny little pretty boy ain't what they wanna hold
They want a real man with meat on his bones!
I'll yank their Yankees, ring their Southern Belles
They say "ooo bbbppp we love a double XL!"
(Chorus)
Double XL solo!
Well double XL double XL
Dont call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell!
Double XL, double XL!
Im a lean mean love machine that likes to be held
Ooo bppp baby Im a double XL!
Well if you have any doubts
You can see for yourself
Why all the girls love a double XL
Ooo bppp yeah Im a double XL!
YEAAAH!
Oh boy!
Triple XL too!
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Keith Anderson

Keith Anderson

About “XXL” by Keith Anderson

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"XXL" appears on "Three Chord Country and American Rock & Roll" in 2005.

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