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Secretary Jane Lyrics by Keith Noble

Mr. Compromise

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Secretary Jane, I've a passion that's insane
She's got the longest legs of all
In my fantasies, I'm very tall
Charmaine is my wife, she will be all her life
Selective, entertaining is her line
Solid asset in subtle social climb
Heart of iron, a perfect wine
Secretary Jane, suggestively inane
Busts the purtiest breasts I can recall
My market could survive a slight fall
I'm on the ball nearly all the time
What would it matter? I could stand her chatter
And charm you, she'd never ever know
An after dinner story, bathe myself in glory
Nonchalantly I could crow
Buy her drinks and lunch but we never reach the crunch
Though she laughs at all my witty, clever cries
I suggest a business trip to Halifax
Save the tax and then relax with no comebacks
In silk and sift cool sheets, I could stuff her full of sweets
Accounted entertaining on expense
That's a cuter, astuter business sense
That's my defence and no pretense
What would it matter? I could stand her chatter
And charm you, she'd never ever know
An after dinner story, bathe myself in glory
Nonchalantly I could crow
Charmaine's a lady, 'spectable and staid
She would know the chain was just a passing phase
A trifle on the side for rainy days
And displays like TV plays
Secretary Jane, could you read that back again?
With your dangling ankle gracefully reposed
And we'll call the file indefinitely closed
Pass it by as it grows and grows and grows
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Keith Noble

Keith Noble

About “Secretary Jane” by Keith Noble

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"Secretary Jane" appears on "Mr. Compromise".

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