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Don’t Touch Me Lyrics by Kelly Osbourne

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[Verse 1:]
He picked me up around a quarter to nine
I was a little shocked that he was right on time
He was really well mannered as he opened my door
He seemed like the man I've been looking for

He took me to a fancy restaurant
And told me to order anything I want
I went to the bathroom and called a couple of friends
And said: "Oh my God, he's such a gentleman"
You wanna have a good time
As he slipped me some wine
And then I started to feel really sleepy
And he had this creepy look in his eyes

[Chorus 2x]
So don't touch me while I'm sleeping, babe
I just wake up and break your neck
It won't be worth the costs you made
This will be a date you'll never forget

So don't touch me while I'm sleeping, babe
I just wake up and break your neck
It won't be worth the costs you made
This will be a date you'll never forget

[Verse 2:]
I woke in the morning at half past eight
I couldn't remember what happened to my date
My stomach was woozy and it didn't feel right
I couldn't recall a single thing last night
My best friend Suzie called me on the phone
And said: "Girl you really had it going on"

If you could imagine the fucking look on my face
When I finally realized I was a victim of date rape
I went straight to his work
And shoved his face to the wall
"I hope you had a good time, mother fucker
Now it's time to say goodbye to your balls"

[Chorus 2x]
So don't touch me while I'm sleeping, babe
I just wake up and break your neck
It won't be worth the costs you made
This will be a date you'll never forget

So don't touch me while I'm sleeping, babe
I just wake up and break your neck
It won't be worth the costs you made
This will be a date you'll never forget

[Bridge:]
The moral of the story to make myself clear
Is that all you rapist assholes better run with fear
I would think twice before your next date
Cause you'll just end up someone's bitch in cellblock eight

[Chorus:]
So don't touch me while I'm sleeping, babe
I just wake up and break your neck
It won't be worth the costs you made
This will be a date you'll never forget

So don't touch me while I'm sleeping, babe
I just wake up and break your neck
So don't touch me while I'm sleeping, babe
I just wake up and break your neck
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Kelly Osbourne

Kelly Osbourne

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