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Sports R Gay Lyrics by Kemet Dank

2024

All these rappers are fucking fags
Good thing im gay
Cause im bout to fuck em
A lot of things is a little gay
And that might mean im a lil straight
Let me tell you bout all the things people tell me thats gay
Let me tell you bout all the things people tell me thats gay
Let me tell you bout all the things people tell me thats gay
Put my finger in my a every time i wash my plate
Somebody told me thats gay somebody told me thats gay
Fill my bum with water for the end of the day squirt it out every day
Somebody told me thats gay somebody told me thats gay
Well if thats gay i dont wanna be straight
Said thats gay i dont wanna debate
Haven't you heard im a mass debater
"thats gay" not masturbator
Well while we're on the subject of masturbating
Ima tell yall the things i think are gay
Sports gay all of em gay
If you watch em youre a little gay
"come on bro thats bro shit tell me how the fuck are sports gay?"
Youre watching men get sweaty with other men and you dont call that gay?
And you get excited watching that sounds super gay
Theres 5 tiers to gay sports and im gonna list them all today!
Level 1: Skateboarding, BMX, gay
Gymnastics, also gay
Level 2: Curling, golfing, gay
Archery is also gay
Level 3: Lacrosse, cricket, soccer
All of them are also gay
You haven't even hit none of my faves
Level 4, it's on the way
Basketball, baseball, volleyball, tennis, boxing
Man they're super gay
Level 5: Wrestling, UFC, and also MMA
All of those are super duper uber super duper gay
Wrestling men, sweating men, touching men, sweaty with men
Men, men, sweaty men, touching men, humping men
Butt the men, penis the men, penis the butt, with the men
FOOTBALL TOO!
Thats what you like to watch bro?
And you dont thnk that its gay?
You like yell and shout
And men putting their penis on the butt of another man
And that doesnt sound gay to you?
Uhhhhhmmm I think you need to take a look in the mirror bro
You might be a little gay
Its america everybodys a little gay
Its america everybodys a little racist
We make big and little racist
And they come in all shapes and sizes and faces
That might be a little tasteless
Oh well
Credits
Kemet Dank

Kemet Dank

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