[SEYMOUR, sung]
Sudden changes surround me
Lady Luck came and found me
Thanks a million for making the magic you do
Thanks to you, sweet petunia, Mushnik's taken a junior
And someday when I own this whole shop
I'll remember I owe it to you
(spoken)
Aw, Two-ey. Who cares if I've been a little on the anaemic side these past few weeks? So what if I've had a few dizzy spells? A little light-headedness? It's been worth it, old pal. Look, I'm gonna run down to Shemdrick's and get something to eat. I'll see you later. Oh boy, here we go again! Two-ey, I haven't got much left. Look, just let me heal a few more days, OK? Then we'll start on the left hand again
[AUDREY II]
Feed me!
[SEYMOUR]
I beg your pardon?
[AUDREY II]
Feed me!
[SEYMOUR]
Two-ey, you talked! You opened up your... trap, your thing! You said...
[AUDREY II]
Feed me, Krelborn, feed me now!
[SEYMOUR]
I can't!
[AUDREY II]
I'm starvin'!
[SEYMOUR]
Oh, boy. Look, maybe I can squeeze a little outta this one, but...
[AUDREY II]
I need some food! More, more!
[SEYMOUR]
But there isn't any more! What d'you want me to do? Slit my wrists?
[AUDREY II]
Hmm...
[SEYMOUR]
Look, how 'bout I run down to the corner and pick you up some nice chop sirloin
[AUDREY II]
Must be blood
[SEYMOUR]
Two-ey, that's disgusting
[AUDREY II]
Must be fresh
[SEYMOUR]
I don't wanna hear this...
[AUDREY II]
Feed me!
[SEYMOUR]
Does it have to be human?
[AUDREY II]
Feed me!
[SEYMOUR]
Does it have to be mine!?
[AUDREY II]
Feed me!
[SEYMOUR]
Where am I supposed to get it?
(sung)
[AUDREY II]
Feed me, Seymour, feed me all night long
That's right, boy, you can do it!
Feed me, Seymour, feed me all night long
'Cause if you feed me, Seymour
I can grow up big and strong
(spoken)
[SEYMOUR]
You eat blood, Audrey II, let's face it
How am I supposed to keep on feeding you? Kill people?
[AUDREY II]
I'll make it worth your while
[SEYMOUR]
What?
[AUDREY II]
You think this is all a coincidence, baby? The sudden success around here? Your adoption papers?
[SEYMOUR]
Look, you're a plant! An inanimate object!
[AUDREY II]
Does this look inanimate to you, punk?! If I can talk, and I can move, who's to say I can't do anything I want?
[SEYMOUR]
Like what?
[AUDREY II]
Like, deliver, pal! Like see you get everything your secret greasy heart desires!
(sung)
[AUDREY II & (CHIFFON, CRYSTAL, AND RONETTE)]
Would you like a Cadillac car? (Ooo-ooo)
Or a guest shot on Jack Paar? (Ooo-ooo)
How about a date with Hedy Lamarr?
You're gonna get it! (Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa)
How'd you like to be a big wheel? (Ooo-ooo)
Dining out for every meal (Ooo-ooo)
I'm the plant who can make it all real
You're gonna get it! (You're gonna get it!)
I'm your genie, I'm your friend, I'm your willing slave
Take a chance, just feed me, and
You know the kinda eats
The kinda red-hot treats
The kind of sticky, licky sweets I crave
Come on, Seymour, don't be a putz (Putz)
Trust me and your life will surely rival King Tut's (Yeah!)
Show a little initiative
Work up the guts, and you'll get it!
[SEYMOUR]
I don't know, I don't know
I have so, so many strong reservations
Should I go and perform mutilations?
[AUDREY II, spoken]
You didn't have nothin' 'til you met me
Come on, kid, what'll it be? Money? Girls? One particular girl? How 'bout that Audrey? Think it over...
There must be someone you could eighty-six, real quiet-like, and get me some lunch!
(sung)
[AUDREY II & (CHIFFON, CRYSTAL, AND RONETTE)]
How'd ya like a room at the Ritz? (Get it, get it, get it, get it)
Wrapped in velvet, covered in glitz (Get it, get it, get it, get it)
A little nookie gonna clean up your zits
And you'll get it! (Get it, get it!)
[CHIFFON, CRYSTAL, AND RONETTE]
Get it, get it, get it, get it
Get it, get it, get it, get it!
[SEYMOUR & (CHIFFON, CRYSTAL, AND RONETTE)]
Gee, I'd like a Harley machine (Get it)
Toolin' around like I was James Dean (Get it)
Makin' all the guys on the corner turn green
[AUDREY II & (CHIFFON, CRYSTAL, AND RONETTE)]
So, go get it! (Whoa-oh)
If you wanna be profound
And you really gotta justify (Whoa-oh)
Take a breath and look around
A lot of folks deserve to die! (A lot of folks deserve to die!)
(spoken)
[SEYMOUR]
Wait a minute, wait a minute! That's not a very nice thing to say!
[AUDREY II]
But it's true, i'n't it?
[SEYMOUR]
No! I don't know anyone who deserves to get chopped up and fed to a hungry plant
[AUDREY II]
Mmmm, sure you do...
[ORIN]
Stupid woman! Christ, what a friggin' scatterbrain!
[AUDREY]
I'm sorry, doctor! I'm sorry, doctor!
[ORIN]
Now get the Hell in there and pick up your god-damn sweater you dizzy cow!
[AUDREY]
Yes, doctor! Right away, doctor. Hi, Seymour, I left my sweater here before...
[ORIN]
Come on! Move it, you little slut! How d'ya like that stupid dame? Forgets a friggin' sweater! Christ, if your stupid head won't screwed on... !
[AUDREY]
Orin, that hurt!
[ORIN]
Move it!
(sung)
[SEYMOUR & AUDREY II]
If you want a rationale
It isn't very hard to see
Stop and think it over, pal
The guy sure looks like plant food to me
The guy sure looks like plant food to me
The guy sure looks like plant food to me
[SEYMOUR]
He's so nasty, treatin' her rough
[AUDREY II]
Smackin' her around and always talkin' so tough
[SEYMOUR]
You need blood and he's got more than enough
[AUDREY II]
I need blood and he's got more than enough
[SEYMOUR & AUDREY II]
You/I need blood and he's got more than enough
[AUDREY II]
So, go get it!
