Lyrks
Lyrks
Lyrks
Cover Art

Real Champagne Lyrics by Kerry Kathleen

2021

First thing, can we agree?
Don’t give me that boxed Chablis
You have to try harder for me, harder for me
Can’t you see I’m thirsty?
So give me the good shit baby
No you can’t fool me
You can’t fool me
If you want to ménage a tois  
That wine won't do at all...
No no, no nooo
No no, no nooo
Dom, Moet, Veuve, Cristal
You know i've had 'em all
No no no no
No no no no
Don’t give the cheap stuff
No none of that cheap stuff
Don't say that i'm crazy, crazy crazy
Cause I'm a Sommelier baby
Don’t give the cheap stuff
No none of that cheap stuff
Don't say that i'm crazy, crazy crazy
Cause I'm a Sommelier baby
Real champagne ...real champagne, real champagnе
(Repeat)
When it comеs to red
And just because it’s you
It doesn’t have to be grand cru, be grand cru
And no I’m not bougie
This prosecco is not for me
No you can’t fool me, you can’t fool me
If you want to ménage a tois
That wine won't do at all...
No no, no nooo
No no, no nooo
Dom, Moet, Veuve, Cristal
You know i've had 'em all
No no no no
No no no no
Don’t give the cheap stuff
No none of that cheap stuff
Don't say that i'm crazy, crazy crazy
Cause I'm a Sommelier baby
Don’t give the cheap stuff
No none of that cheap stuff
Don't say that i'm crazy, crazy crazy
Cause I'm a Sommelier baby
Real champagne ...real champagne, real champagne
(Repeat)
Credits
Kerry Kathleen

Kerry Kathleen

About “Real Champagne” by Kerry Kathleen

Read the complete lyrics to "Real Champagne" by Kerry Kathleen in 2021. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop.

"Real Champagne" is performed by Kerry Kathleen. in 2021 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "Real Champagne", explore more songs by Kerry Kathleen using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

View all songs and biography for Kerry Kathleen · Trending lyrics · Billboard Hot 100

Frequently asked questions

"Real Champagne" is credited to Kerry Kathleen. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

Album information for "Real Champagne" is not available in our database yet. You can still read the full lyrics on this page.

Visit the Kerry Kathleen artist page at /artist/kerry-kathleen for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.