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Single Lyrics by Wedding Singer Ensemble

The Wedding Singer {Original Broadway Cast}

2006

[SAMMY, GUYS]
No one tells you how you ought to live
No one glares when you do jello shooters Jello-
No one says that you're insensitive
'Cause her birthday meal took place at Hooters Hoot-ers
No one tells you that your bald spot's grown
Or that you ought to tone your flab Tone your flab-
So pour a double gin
Here's to your double chin
[ALL]
Yeah, start the party, start a tab
[SAMMY]
'Cause you're
[ALL]
Single
[SAMMY]
You are
[ALL]
Single
[SAMMY]
And you'll keep staying single if you're smart
[GUYS]
If you are smart
[SAMMY]
Yeah, you're single
You are single
No chick will ever moonwalk on your heart
[GUYS]
Moonwalk on your heart
[SAMMY]
Trust me
[ALL]
This is when the good times really start
[SAMMY]
No one minds the laundry on your floor
[RICKY]
No one pouts with every chick you look at
[BUM]
No one tries to clean your porno drawer
[SAMMY]
No one traps you with:
[SAMMY, GEORGE, RICKY, BUM]
"Does my ass look fat?"
[GEORGE]
Bust a move in women's underwear
While you're blasting Cher or Wham
[GUYS]
Cher or Wham!
[SAMMY, GEORGE, RICKY, BUM]
So fill your ranger's cup
The toilet seat stays up
The fridge gets stocked with beer and spam
'Cause you're single
[GEORGE]
You are
[SAMMY, GEORGE, RICKY, BUM]
Single
[GEORGE]
Not a care in the world can bother you
[GUYS]
Can bother you
[GEORGE]
Yeah, you are single
You are single
You can do what you've always wanted to
[GUYS]
Always wanted to-
[GEORGE]
Well, no commitments
[SAMMY, GEORGE, RICKY, BUM]
Cause you're only passing through
[They start to rap.]
[RICKY]
Yo, making a date with some needy girl
Is a waste of my time and my Jheri curl
[SAMMY]
I don't need a girl who don't understand
When I got a date with my left hand
[BUM]
Well, I like the ladies, heaven knows
But in the words in Nietzsche, "Bro's before ho's"
[GEORGE]
Now, I don't like a girl who'll cry and bawl
In fact, I never liked girls at all
[ROBBIE]
Sammy, George, Ricky, and Bum
I'm starting to see where you're coming from
[ROBBIE, GUYS]
Cause I'm single Single
Oh, yeah single Single
I'll behave like a dude's meant to behave
Meant to behave
Always single
Ever single Single
[ROBBIE]
Single now and till I'm in my grave
[ROBBIE & GUYS]
Single till I am lying in my grave
[Music slows down.]
[SAMMY]
Though at times I might want someone to hold me tight
And promise me that everything'll be all right
[BUM, spoken]
(Hugs SAMMY)
Everything'll be all right
[SAMMY, spoken]
Thanks, man
[ALL, sung]
I'll stay
Single till I'm
Rotting
Slowly
In my
Lonely
Forgotten grave
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Wedding Singer Ensemble

Wedding Singer Ensemble

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"Single" appears on "The Wedding Singer {Original Broadway Cast}" in 2006.

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