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The Universal Junkie Theory Lyrics by Kevin Kerby

The Secret Lives of All Night Radios

2006

[Chorus]
Everyone's a junkie, everyone's a thief
No one believes what they say they believe
Everyone's a junkie, everyone's a thief
No one believes what they want to believe
[Verse 1]
Allow me to speak
For everyone's disease
We don't need the cure
We just need some relief
And in your hour of darkness
What will keep you strong
First Baptist temple
Or your favorite rock and roll song
[Chorus]
Everyone's a junkie, and everyone's a thief
No one believes what they say they believe
Everyone's a junkie, and everyone's a thief
No one believes what they want to believe
[Instrumental Break]
[Verse 2]
Let me read this statement
That has been prepared
It has widely been reported
That life just isn't fair
And it doesn't take a Navajo
To break this simple code
Bitter seeds are planted
But sour apples grow
[Chorus]
Everyone's a junkie, and everyone's a thief
No one believes what they say they believe
Everyone's a junkie, and everyone's a thief
No one believes what they want to believe
[Chorus]
Everyone's a junkie, and everyone's a thief
No one believes what they say they believe
Everyone's a junkie, and everyone's a thief
No one believes what they want to believe
[Chorus]
Everyone's a junkie, and everyone's a thief
No one believes what they say they believe
Everyone's a junkie, and everyone's a thief
No one believes what they want to believe
Credits
Kevin Kerby

Kevin Kerby

About “The Universal Junkie Theory” by Kevin Kerby

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"The Universal Junkie Theory" is credited to Kevin Kerby. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"The Universal Junkie Theory" appears on "The Secret Lives of All Night Radios" in 2006.

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