[Intro: DJ Humba]
Y’all motherfuckas know wassup man!
Start up, Say hi to the True Star!
Myke Quinntyn Mykadena!
[Verse 1: Mike Oxlong]
Chris Hansen portrayed the role of Santa, catching all ones that are naughty
Mike go by the mentor’s rules, do everything that he taught me
I don’t think it’s fucking cool to go to Starbucks and not buy some coffee
Say cheese you fucking Ashley Madison users, for once I thank the paparazzi
Don’t make the Ox-dog lose the thirst notes right in front of Stefani
Grow big and strong then go big and sloppy like bodybuilders on Mr. Olympian
Knoxville told me to go all out in Butterbeans perspective, let's gеt serious
A gang of Pitbulls attacked nothing, upset that hе’s a fucking floridan
Quick reminder, his names Skateboard P and his is Pusha T
Even if the raw meat was found in the streets, this dick still ain’t free
Worst case scenario, Clayton missed the 1985 season cause of his knee
[Chorus: Kevin Louise & DJ Humba]
Girl, I have one question? (Let it out!)
Do you not like this version of me, you prefer me when I was a freshman
Had to drop out of college, couldn’t handle to many lessons
Freshman and freshman, I guess my finest wasn’t very much present
Girl, I have one question? (Let it out!)
Do you not like this version of me, you prefer me when I was a freshman
Had to drop out of college, couldn’t handle to many lessons
Freshman and freshman, I guess my finest wasn’t very much present
[Verse 2: Mike Oxlong & Slim Bono]
Lil Bow Wow ain't the best in this game but guess what he broke
If I never was a rapper but a Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, that charts I broke
Remember when it wasn’t luxurious on plates and just a box of Pizza Bagels
Probably the only manchild eating Dunkaroos on the dinner table
Sorry Milton, but me and Stephen Root gonna have to but you one outta Staples
Times on WrestleMania, Mike Tyson one punching Shawn Michaels all on Mike’s fables
Of course you can’t see me cause you can’t afford $60 a month for cable
Ok, pass the mic and never fucking shove it up your ass
Stop playing games with me, well the one that requires you to touch grass
They talking to much, make this short but not extended
Don’t know nothing about rap, the school of hard knocks you’ve never attended
How much people like Mike in a matter of 3 years, count the influence
Crashing to the finish while driving under the influence
Like the body of Nelly Furtudo, this love and girl is very promiscuous
[Chorus: Kevin Louise & DJ Humba]
Girl, I have one question? (Let it out!)
Do you not like this version of me, you prefer me when I was a freshman
Had to drop out of college, couldn’t handle to many lessons
Freshman and freshman, I guess my finest wasn’t very much present
Girl, I have one question? (Let it out!)
Do you not like this version of me, you prefer me when I was a freshman
Had to drop out of college, couldn’t handle to many lessons
Freshman and freshman, I guess my finest wasn’t very much present
[Verse 3: Mike Oxlong & DJ Humba]
My D-to-the-K was a long as the fucking fruit by the foot
Instead my A-to-the-K will fire on Ricky, so is that understood
Doc, is Mike expecting some other 10-minute Joey Diaz cameo on ER
Building up a way to take all of the signals, bricks opened up with Lego
Outkasts roses heading thirty hours to Mar, not the rock band of Jaret Leto
Just a good glimpse at Mrs. Daisy Duke to make me hit the gas pedal
Get A-Plus’s then to end up a extra actor in The A-Team, quite special
Michael Lee Osbourne, the new David Hasseloff in the reboot of Knight Rider (Flames!)
Blaze Ken X is not named Johnny, but he fire as the fucking Ghost Rider (Flames!)
Shaq power, allows you to break hoops and make a water bottle look like a lighter (Flames!)
Chewing gum with these Mean Girl high school bitches, brand is the Bubblicious (Pop it)
Whenever boomers tell Shit Happens, kinda find it or a little bit suspicious (Stop it)
Clipse in the fucking whip, say hello to Pusha T and Malicious (Hop in)
Bruh, I’m gone in 60 fucking seconds, took off with Nicolas Cage
Pointed for Rolling Stone but you know Mike, it gotta be a particular stage
Girl we was child-like actors, well can we go with it, we the similar age
I killed it two times with durable knife, Oh its sounds like a similar case
In between my brothers, middle child in this bitch, middle age (Grra!)
[Chorus: Kevin Louise & DJ Humba]
Girl, I have one question? (Let it out!)
Do you not like this version of me, you prefer me when I was a freshman
Had to drop out of college, couldn’t handle to many lessons
Freshman and freshman, I guess my finest wasn’t very much present
Girl, I have one question? (Let it out!)
Do you not like this version of me, you prefer me when I was a freshman
Had to drop out of college, couldn’t handle to many lessons
Freshman and freshman, I guess my finest wasn’t very much present
[Outro: Kevin Louise, DJ Humba & Mike Oxlong]
Girl, I have one question? (Let it out!)
Do you not like this version of me, you prefer me when I was a freshman
Had to drop out of college, couldn’t handle to many lessons
Freshman and freshman, I guess my finest wasn’t very much present
Girl, I have one question? (Let it out!)
Do you not like this version of me, you prefer me when I was a freshman
Had to drop out of college, couldn’t handle to many lessons
Freshman and freshman, I guess my finest wasn’t very much present
Mike past my prime, so I'm no freshman
