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LazerPop Lyrics by Khia

LoveLocs (Deluxe)

2014

[Intro]:
Who am I? Hahaha
They call me "Kuntilla", with a K (don't be a cunt, just dance, just dance)
Ask about it

[Verse 1]:
D-D-Dick on the side, dick on the side
There's nothing wrong with a little dick on the side
(Known to never, give a damn)
Have you had your dick today?

Dick on the side, dick on the side
There's nothing wrong with a little dick on the side
(Just dance, just dance)
Have you had your dick today?

[Chorus]:
Happy, gay, techno, disco, laser pop
H-h-h-happy, gay, techno, disco, laser pop
H-h-h-happy, gay, techno, disco, laser pop
It's time to move, it's time to get up and dance

Happy, gay, techno, disco, laser pop
H-h-h-happy, gay, techno, disco, laser pop
H-h-h-happy, gay, techno, disco, laser pop
It's time to groove, it's time to get up and dance

[Verse 2 (x2)]:
Fuck off, bitch!
Have you had your dick today?
She's such a pain in my ass (my ass)

Fuck off, bitch!
Have you had your fix today?
He's such a pain in my ass (in my ass)

[Verse 3]:
Eenie, meenie, miney, mo'
Catch a peter by his toe
If he hollers, let him go
That's when you give him some more

Eenie, meenie, miney, mo'
Catch a peter by his toe
If he hollers, let him go
That's when you give him some more

Give him some mo', that's when you give him some more
Give him some mo', that's when you give him some more
Give him some mo', that's when you give him some more

Eenie, meenie, miney, mo
Catch a peter by his toe

[Verse 4]:
I-I-I'm so gay, I'm so gay, I'm so gay, I'm so happy
I'm so gay, I'm so gay, I'm so gay, gay means happy
Look it up, look it up

I'm so gay, I'm so happy
Gay means happy

[Verse 5]:
Look at me, look at me, look at me (don't you dare)
Don't you dare fucking look at me
Look at me, look at me (don't you dare), look at me (I dare you)
Don't you dare fucking look at me
Don't you dare, don't you dare, don't you dare fucking look at me
Look at me, don't you dare fucking look at me (don't you dare)
Don't you dare

[Outro]:
Is that all? I-I-I'm so bored (why isn't anyone dancing, darling? why isn't anyone dancing, darling?)
Where is there something exciting going on? (so boring, boring, boring)
Are we having fun yet? (why isn't anyone dancing?)
Is this all you have to offer?
Who are you, again? I said, who are you, again? (I don't know who are these people, who are these people?)
I never liked you anyway (Don't, Don't, Don't touch my dress)
No, you may not sit at my table (No, no, never, back away, I'm leaving)
Wake me when you're done, and don't make a mess!
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Khia

Khia

About “LazerPop” by Khia

Read the complete lyrics to "LazerPop" by Khia from the album "LoveLocs (Deluxe)" in 2014. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Techno, Dance, R&B.

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"LazerPop" is credited to Khia. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"LazerPop" appears on "LoveLocs (Deluxe)" in 2014.

Visit the Khia artist page at /artist/khia for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.

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