[Intro: Kid Abortion]
Ty, don't hit me in the dick, bro!
[Verse 1: Kid Abortion]
I have depression so I take these pills to help
I just pooped on the floor and then I killed myself
I'm getting racks 'cause the product I sell
I gave Jesus a hand-job to get out of hell
He said it wasn't sloppy so he sent me right back
I keep a strap, I cannot lack
Pockets got racks, I stay in the trap
Mentally retarded, I'm bad at math
Emo bitch, put my dick in her wrist hole
Bumped into Satan and I stubbed my big toe
Icy, my neck and also my wrist froze
Yeah, bitch, I'm special, I like to lick toes
Every time I fight, I always get victory
When I am horny I go on a killing spree
I'm in her mouth like a bottle of Listerine
She chewed up my dick, now it is blistering
[Verse 2: 4$SKIN]
I do not rap, I scream in pain
My blood boils, it warps my veins
I take Xans to melt my brain
Son of hell, up in flames
Twitching, my life burns away
Nothing left but charred remains
Blood is dripping from my cock
I'll fuck your skull, I cannot stop
I don't sag, that's just my Glock
Nic and I count up that guap
An emo girl just gave me top
I slit her throat, the blood won't clot
I fucked a dolphin, shoved my dick in it's blowhole
Frostbite, wrist cold like the North Pole
Split the dough with the bros, share like Stalin
Sidechick's my sidekick, I call her Robin
She slob on my throbbing knob, dick leave her coughin'
Shots off at your dome, leave yo' ass in a coffin
[Verse 3: Lil Buttsex]
I'm on the attack, you be runnin' a lap
While I'm putting my shells in your back like Bowser
Fuck with my team, we boys wit the beam
Butt candy supreme, we sweet and sour
101 bitches be hittin my line
Got women of color, throw them to the side
My money adds up, it will not divide aside
You better be careful I'm building Asi
Got fruity girls eatin' my banana split
That booty levitating like a magic trick
Action in my life; it's like a movie, flick
Slap my dick right on her neck leaving it red, hick
Booty so big, it's built like a planet
Look at my dick, it's made out of granite
Livin up large, I already plan it; can it
Shout out Virginity Bandit
[Verse 4: Virginity Bandit]
Here I come!
Shh, be quiet, just shut the fuck up, please
Before you keep talking, here's some chapstick
Specifically Burt's Bees
Your breath is hot like a tea pot
Get caught, be brought a blood clot
Here, take this screwdriver to tighten your loose pussy
Sorry if that sounded pushy
But I'd rather not play footsie
Now, hear what I'm about to say
'Cause it makes no fuckin' sense
My emo bitch know Japanese
She better off down on her knees
Sliding down her pants with ease
Squeeze, wheeze, tease, transfer disease
Plant more trees, appease to the younger degrees
The Chinese displease of dick cheese and feces
Manipulate the Maltese blue cheese industries
All while having a light breeze talking to Lebanese children
Like Ty B's ABC's, expertise on Hercules
Speaking of those trees, there was a plant disease
It came from Portuguese farmers and their pesti-ceedes
Just said 'pesti-ceedes'
I forgot my apostrophes and my social disease
My social disease is a mental disease
Not like some liver disease
I blame the American cheese
And the Japanese for this mental 'pease
My daily life is a struggle for appeasement
Between my body and my brain's basement
[Outro: 4$KIN, Lil Buttsex, Virginity Bandit]
(Kid Abortion laughing throughout)
Oh my god
What the fuck did I just hear?
I told you, it makes no sense!
I'm sweating, sweating!
That's a wrap, that's-that's a rap, that's a rap
