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Haddonfield News (Skit) Lyrics by King Troopa

Halloween EP

2022

[Robert Mundy]
Police in Haddonfield have just made the grisly discovery of three bodies in the upstairs bedrooms of this house
Repeating for those of you who just tuned in
Three people are dead tonight, as the result of an attack by an escaped mental patient
[Debra Lane]
The police have cordoned off the entire area
To repeat: Three teenagers have been found murder in a house in the northwest section of Haddonfield
[Robert Mundy]
Authoritiеs have confirmed that all three of the victims arе teenagers
Two girls and a boy
[Debra Lane]
Haddonfield police have no explanation for the suspect's disappearance
But say they're confident he will be captured soon
The names of the teenagers have not been released
[Robert Mundy]
It appears that the murders took place sometime early this evening
Police are searching the entire area for a mental patient who escaped last night
From the Smith's Grove-Warren County Sanitarium
[Debra Lane]
One survivor
Seventeen-year-old Laurie Strode was found directly across the street from the home where the murders took place
The teenager was taken across town to Haddonfield Memorial Clinic
In spite of the fact the man who rescued Laurie Strode claims to have shot him six times at close range
[Robert Mundy]
In the aftermath of the killings, the streets between Chestnut and 10th are jammed with people and cars
He is now believed to be at large in Haddonfield
This is Robert Mundy live
Credits
King Troopa

King Troopa

About “Haddonfield News (Skit)” by King Troopa

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"Haddonfield News (Skit)" appears on "Halloween EP" in 2022.

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