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2,000 Man Lyrics by KISS

Ikons

1979

[Verse 1]
Well, my name it is a number
It's on a piece of plastic film
And I been growing funny flowers
Outside of my little window sill

[Chorus 1]
But don't you know I'm a 2,000 man
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

[Verse 2]
You know, my wife still respects me
Even though I really misuse her
I am having an affair
With a random computer

[Chorus 1]
But don't you know I'm a 2,000 man
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

[Chorus 2]
Oh daddy, proud of your planet
Oh mommy, proud of your sun
Oh daddy, proud of your planet
Oh mommy, proud of your sun

Oh daddy, your brain's still flashing
Like they did when you were young
Or did they come down crashing
Seein' all the things you'd done
Spacing out and having fun

[Chorus 2]
Oh daddy, proud of your planet
Oh mommy, proud of your sun
Oh daddy, proud of your planet
Oh mommy, proud of your sun

[Verse 3]
Oh daddy, your brain's still flashing
Like they did when you were young
Or did they come down crashing
Seein' all the things you'd done
Spacing out and having fun

[Outro]
But don't you know I'm a 2,000 man
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all
But don't you know I'm a 2,000 man
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

Understand me
U-understand me
U-understand me, now understand me

But don't you know I'm a 2,000 man
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all
But don't you know I'm a 2,000 man
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

I'm a 2,000 man
I'm a 2,000 man
I'm a 2,000 man
I'm a 2,000 man, yeah, 2,000
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About “2,000 Man” by KISS

Read the complete lyrics to "2,000 Man" by KISS from the album "Ikons" in 1979. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Cover, Glam Metal, Glam Rock.

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"2,000 Man" appears on "Ikons" in 1979.

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