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Constipated Monkey Lyrics by KMD

BL_CK B_ST_RDS (Deluxe Edition)

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[Intro]
Motherfucking cause! Ah! Represent! FUCK that! Who the FUCK is you, nigga? X
Master of the earth, representing!
This is how we swing this shit
For the CMR
Bust it

[Verse 1: Zev Love X]
Zev loves to rock the venue then
See you, never be you, in fact, glad I never been you
Scratched of the menu
I continue with the yellup, so props might develop
From the duels, no clues to head swellas
I dwell Uptown! (It's like a jungle)
I'm immune to the fever though
Whoopsy daisy, never lazy so I heave-ho
Whippin' shit like devo, whip it good (That thang!)
Whippin' shit like Elmer Fudd, and Mr. Fudd slang
Listen to my guitar twang as I sang
A long flow and my songs blowin', blowin'
Blowin' up like a grenade, serenade, I'm in to win, bitch!
Locked on the mic like vice-grips to the Schwinn's (of the)
Seven feet seat pole from when I used to pop a wheely
You can get the props if you can top my illy silly
Weird old pro rap style, ran, see ya clap while
I'm the finger snap, child, Ritz will give me daps
(And now my nail file, thanks, I'll bake it in a cake)
And I'mma send it upstate for all my niggas makin' plates
You see I take none slack
Rhymes and track is mack
Zev Love X-Lax a brown man, not a black bastard
I'm stringin' 'em, up stringin' 'em up higher
Than the '86 Nike's on the wire
(Right outside my rest, love)
I don't suggest taste testin' if you can't digest, and I quote
"Zev with cess, goddamn, God blessed I wrote"
I tote disks, DAT's, gats and Bats
And vote no to canine, feline, rats and double drats!
(I always hear them sayin') Foiled again by that maniacal madman
He wraps like Saran wrap can a leg of lamb
(So shit's wrapped up)
X makes hits like a (Pimp's hoes smacked up)
All cracked up so constantly actin' up
Constipated monkeys got shit backed up
Get it!?

(Being said while K.M.D.is talking)
Like a constipated monkey (3x)
Like a constipated (9x)
Like a constipated

So don't sweat it
We don't play
(We don't play that bullshit and catch a bullet)
And parlet , nigga
(Yo the Nigga tried to pull it on 'em)
(...Yeah on some shit)


[Subroc]
What, is you stupid? Make my voice deeper...
Aight next track
(Yo yo lay back into that next shit)

[Zev Love X]
I need some motherfuckin cess on my chest so I can
Run around like I had a bulllet proof vest on, uh

Like a, like a
Constipated monkey, constipated monkey
Like a constipated monkey, constipated monkey
Like a constipated monkey, Like a constipated monkey, Like a constipated monkey
Monkey, constipated monkey
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About “Constipated Monkey” by KMD

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"Constipated Monkey" appears on "BL_CK B_ST_RDS (Deluxe Edition)".

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