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LARRY BIRD Lyrics by Kojaque

PHANTOM OF THE AFTERS, THE BALLAD OF JACKIE DANDELION (DIRECTORS CUT)

2023

[Intro - KOJAQUE, Unnamed Love Interest, Air Hostess]
"So how long do you think it’s gonna take before you forget about me?"
"Haha, it’s like an hour away"
"Excuse me, could you turn that off please"
"Yeah I’ll turn it off in a sec"
"Is that the air hostess?"
"Yeah, I’m gonna try and get some sleep here, I’ll call you when I land"
"Good evening ladies and gentlemen, I’d like to welcome you all on board this flight to London Stansted. If I could just have your attention for a moment, I’ll tell you about the in-flight entertainment that we’ve got provided-"
"Yeah gimme the mic-"

[Verse 1]
I’m Larry Bird before the growth spurt
Know the talent’s within me
If I go before my Ma
Just don’t let them bury her with me
Plan to leave this Earth how I found it
Sometimes I feel too crowded
Sometimes I feel like a cherub pissin’ in fountains like
Fuck you mad about?
This is what I was made to do
Nobody stole your ambition, it’s just escaping you
Camera flash, I’m laughing, moving away from you
The frame ain’t off, I just move at a different rate than you
Jedi vision, 25 at the shops fishing
No ID, gon’ fuck up the whole mission
Childhood sweethearts up in a tree kissin’
And she like it when I spell shit out with my tongue tip and
I never felt I been so broke that I can’t fix it
Used to dry the tea bags out in the back kitchen
Came too far not to use what I got given
Now I’m up upper echelon, got used to the pot pissin' like

[Verse 2]
Got used to the pot pissin'
Got used to that pot pissin’ (ooh)
Got used to that pot pissin’ like
Remember when?
Used to be broke
Used to draw the dole
Used to have to get me Ma to fix up all me clothes
Used to have to fight promoters just to book the shows
Now the only issue’s keepin’ money out me nose
Handsome little fucker but you’d swear I didn’t know
Used to get twisted just to try to get me hole
End up gettin’ whiskey dick or headin’ home alone
Now I have to swat the women off me with a pole
Yo!

[Bridge]
Shimmy shimmy ya, shimmy ya ya yayo
The eyes don’t lie, been on the bag all day-o
You get the glass, buddy, I’ll say wayoah
Pass me the keys to that Ford Mondeo
K-hole be kickin’ like Leonidas
King Jackie, I’m in the back with your highness
I won’t pretend to remember you, just remind us
See all of yous got ‘Big-Shit-Comingitis’

[Verse 3]
Pissed down back of the class is where you find us
Minibar bottle of Jack, like I’m a giant
Fee-fi-fo-fum, who wanna come try us?
Get done like a panto villain, “look out behind you!”
Ayy
look out behind you!
Oooh-eeeh look out behind you! (Sir!)
Ayy
look out behind you! (Sir!)
Where’s the cockpit lemme fly this thing?
(Sir!)

[Outro - KOJAQUE, Air Hostess, Pilot]
"Sir, sorry darling, I need you to put your tray table back upright, we’re about to land"
"yeah.. one sec"
"Yeah sorry darling, sorry to wake you"
"Alright no bother… fuck sake ughhhh"
"Cabin crew, brace for impact"
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Kojaque

Kojaque

About “LARRY BIRD” by Kojaque

Read the complete lyrics to "LARRY BIRD" by Kojaque from the album "PHANTOM OF THE AFTERS, THE BALLAD OF JACKIE DANDELION (DIRECTORS CUT)" in 2023. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Irish Rap, Ireland, Rap.

"LARRY BIRD" is performed by Kojaque. from the album "PHANTOM OF THE AFTERS, THE BALLAD OF JACKIE DANDELION (DIRECTORS CUT)" in 2023 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "LARRY BIRD", explore more songs by Kojaque using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

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"LARRY BIRD" is credited to Kojaque. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"LARRY BIRD" appears on "PHANTOM OF THE AFTERS, THE BALLAD OF JACKIE DANDELION (DIRECTORS CUT)" in 2023.

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