I'm telling you, I'm going to this new place tonight and it's supposed to be amazing! Mmm, I'm treating myself to a culinary experience It's my bachelor party, yeah! I'm going to do a massive poo! It's a Friday night and my pants are on tight I'm going out on the town to this new place that sounds like the Coolest around, yeah! That's what everyone says I'm excited! I'm a food loving male And today I'm tasting whale served with caviar and brie I heard it's supposed to be a feast for the senses I hope so, cuz it sure ain't free! AHAHAHAHA Mmmmmm Tomorrow's the big day But today I get to play with a saucy, blonde stripper on my lap Fap, fap, fap! I'm almost on the toilet No, nothing's gonna spoil it Cuz I'm about to take An enormous crap, yes! Well now Was that it ass? Very anti-climactic of you, I must say Could use a little salt, this one This place is just as boring as the other places Sucks balls! So you're the stripper? Well, this surely is an anti-climax It's such an... Anti-Climax It's just like New Years Eve I paid 30 pounds for this! Anti-Climax It's like the season finale of, you know... Any show on TV! Anti-Climax It's like a surprise party SURPRISE Wow Anti-Climax It's like one of those meteors that shows up every 75 years Or traveling 12 hours to see the midnight sun Only to discover that It's just the same bloody sun! And even this song Is it ever going to take off? I think it's coming! I think it's coming!! HEY! Take off! TAKE OFF! No Should we just go to the place we usually go? I think we're done here May I have the check, please? Well now ass I was expecting something in the size of a baby and here you are dry as the Serengeti itself What an anti-climax, you filthy ass!
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