Lyrks
Lyrks
Lyrks
Cover Art

Happy Holidays, You Bastard Lyrics by Kontrollverlust

Merry Christmas Everyone

2021

It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
I hate, hate, hate your guts
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
And he shit shit shits his pants
He's always fuckin' shittin' his pants
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
I'll nеver talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll nevеr talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again

About “Happy Holidays, You Bastard” by Kontrollverlust

Read the complete lyrics to "Happy Holidays, You Bastard" by Kontrollverlust from the album "Merry Christmas Everyone" in 2021. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Cover, In English, Christmas.

"Happy Holidays, You Bastard" is performed by Kontrollverlust. from the album "Merry Christmas Everyone" in 2021 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "Happy Holidays, You Bastard", explore more songs by Kontrollverlust using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

View all songs and biography for Kontrollverlust · Trending lyrics · Billboard Hot 100

Frequently asked questions

"Happy Holidays, You Bastard" is credited to Kontrollverlust. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Happy Holidays, You Bastard" appears on "Merry Christmas Everyone" in 2021.

Visit the Kontrollverlust artist page at /artist/kontrollverlust for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.