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MIKE FORMULA Lyrics by Konvikted Kriminals

Goblin Deities

2023

(Mike Formula, dusty arse pussy)
(You're a dickhead, you know)
(I'm gonna bust a cap on your ballsack)
(Make sure you never have fucking children again)
(You fucking degenerate)
(I'm gonna fucking make you die, bitch)
(Call me Mike Ehrmantraut the way I fuck your bitches)
(Yeah, fucking dusty arse)
(Make them- give them fucking AIDS, bruh)
(You're not gonna fucking see your mum again 'cus she's in bed with me, DICKHEAD)

Call me a bishop the way I fondle those children
(MIKE FORMULA, COME BACK, PISSTAIN)
MIKE FORMULA (aah)
MIKE FORMULA, I JUST JERKED OFF TO YOU AND GOT MAD ABOUT IT, EURGH-
Call me Mike Formula the way that I'm ugly as fuck (ah shit, ah shit)
Yeah, fuck you, Mike Formula, you're ugly as fuck (Yeah)
(I ain't no [?]) (aah) (argh) (eurgh)

I'm so pissed off at you (aargh, aargh)
You look like Quagmire (aargh, creeper)
[?] ([?]) (ugh)
(MIKE FORMULA)
(AAH) (KILL YOURSELF) ([?] soundtrack [?] I hope you're happy, I hope you're happy, auurgh)
DIE (aaa)
Have any dreams lately Mike? Huh, Mike? Have any dreams? (au)
DI-DI-DI-DIE
You seen God recently, huh? (Formula)
(Formula)
DIE- DIE- DIE-

About “MIKE FORMULA” by Konvikted Kriminals

Read the complete lyrics to "MIKE FORMULA" by Konvikted Kriminals from the album "Goblin Deities" in 2023. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Alternative Rap, Alternative, Rap.

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"MIKE FORMULA" appears on "Goblin Deities" in 2023.

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