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The Diluted And Apparent Passage Of Time In Which All Mysteries Are Solved And Everything Comes To An End Lyrics by ​krebeq, ​jacksonheckingmiller

The Diluted And Apparent Passage Of Time In Which All Mysteries Are Solved And Everything Comes To An End

2024

[Intro]
Now this is freaking awesome
[Verse]
Sneak into a lady's house and then I find her baby
Go to the room, swaddle it, and bring it the the wild
Cause I'm going to eat it and turn it into gravy
This will be the last time this woman ever sees her child
[Chorus]
I like to eat children, yes they are so yummy
They always end up in the bottom of my tummy
If you come to my house, I will eat you too
And you'll end up in my toilet as a big and stinky poo
[Verse]
Yuh, I bought a house
I bought a mouse
I named him Terry
He loves blueberries
Hе pulls on the strap
I give him a wap
He says yippee
Bro, that's vеry sussy
He's red like an imposta'
He's blue like a jasta
I don't know what a jasta is
But it rhymes with pasta
Just kidding it doesn't
But Italians like pasta
You just gotta hasta
What is that? I don't know
Hasta: derived from the 1942 edition of the dictionary
Means to eat a lot of
Uh dandelion leaves
So if you say you're a big hasta
You're a big dandelion leaf eater
Yuh, dandelion dandelion
Yuh, panty linin' panty linin' yuh
Yuh yuh, dandelion rhymes with pant panty linin'
Everybody should know that
That's uh, rhyme rule number two
Because if you're ever dealing with some panties then
You know that panty lining um, rhymes with dandelion
Yuh, mm
[Verse]
I throw the baby in the pot to join the other ones
In an hour and a half, he will be served on tasty buns
The pulled best baby that's in the neighborhood
He's so yummy ummy wummy, yes he is so very good
You know you can't compete with my tasty baby meat
The flavors are so wild, makes everything else taste mild
Served with my special sauce, you will be left at a loss
Of how this baby tastes so nice with a glass of Coke and ice
[Chorus]
I like to eat children, yes they are so yummy
They always end up in the bottom of my tummy
If you come to my house, I will eat you too
And you'll end up in my toilet as a big and stinky poo
[Verse]
They call me a big horn sheep the way I'm so horny
Every time I eat a tortilla, I don't like flour, you know it's gotta be corny
How come nobody thinks Santa's a pedophile
Little kids on his lap, little elves workin' all the while
Somebody check his Reddit files
Yuh
Anyways, mm
Some of these kids grew up on all kinds of abuse
My boys and I grew up on that duck duck goose
That's our version of the white gated neighborhood
Run around the circle fast if you wanna be good
If I could pick two boys to sleep with every night
It would be Vladimir Putin and that beet farmer Dwight
Imagine the conversation you'd get while snuggled in tight
I've been told I'm a cross between a tiger and a walrus
I've earned my stripes and my backstroke is just flawless
It's hard for me to decide if I wanna growl or ar ar ar
Either way I know I love fish and the occasional cigar
[Verse]
However, I know one day I will be caught by the police
Cause they'll see me in the forest cooking up my tasty feast
They'll go "hey you creepy weirdo
What the freakin' heck are you doing?"
And I'll say "Oh hey uh it's just a potion brewing"
But they'll say "no I don't buy that"
And they'll look inside my pot
And they'll see the tasty children I've been cooking up a lot
Then I'll be thrown into jail for the rest of my short life
Cause I'll get stabbed to death by my cell mate with a Sharpal knife
[Chorus]
I like to eat children, yes they are so yummy
They always end up in the bottom of my tummy
If you come to my house, I will eat you too
And you'll end up in my toilet as a big and stinky poo
Credits
​krebeq

​krebeq

​jacksonheckingmiller

​jacksonheckingmiller

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