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Joe Dirt Lyrics by Last Chance to Reason

Lvl. 1

2007

Born into a test tube marked dull with "torture" down on one side
Now, as my mother sprays, I see her blood turn to jello
Our collection of conquests grows, spraying rooms one by one
Spray can in hand soak all
Spray can in hand soak it all
Mother, mother, come quick, come quick
It's quite the sight, come quick, come quick
Mother, get the camera, you must see this
And I don't want to be here when I am 39, with this dining room set, or this 14-year-old queen-sized waterbed
This home entertainment system full of way too many ceramic kittens
Spray can in hand soak all
Mother, mother, come quick, come quick
It's quite the sight, come quick, come quick
Mother, get the camera, you must see this
Mother, mother, come quick, come quick
It's quite the sight, come quick, come quick
Mother, get the camera, you must see this
They've finally eaten off the remainder of
My face
My face
Spray can in hand
Soak it all now
Mother, mother, come quick, come quick
It's quite the sight, come quick, come quick
Mother, get the camera, you must see this
Mother, mother, the spray is just too thick
It's quite the sight, you're all I have
Mother, enjoy the show now, the spray still drips
Yeah, it still drips
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Last Chance to Reason

Last Chance to Reason

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"Joe Dirt" appears on "Lvl. 1" in 2007.

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