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Candy Store - Highschool Version Lyrics by Laurence O’Keefe, Kevin Murphy

2014

[HEATHER. C spoken]
Are we gonna have a problem?
Did Zombies eat your brain?
You've come so far
Why now are you yanking on my chain?
I'd normally slap your face off
In front of the whole damn school
But i'm feeling nice
Heres some advice
Listen up fool!

[HEATHERS]
I like!

[HEATHER. C sung]
Looking hot
Buying stuff they cannot

[HEATHER. M + HEATHER. D]
I like!

[HEATHER. C]
Spending hard
Maxing dads credit card



[HEATHER. C]
Skippin' Gym
Dissing her
Kissing him

[HEATHER. M + HEATHER. D]
I like!


[HEATHER. C]
Killer Clothes

[HEATHERS]
Kickin' Nerds in the nose!

[HEATHER. C]
If you lack the juice
Go play duck, duck goose
Let your mommy fix you Ice cream

[HEATHER. M + HEATHER. D]
Woah!

[HEATHER. C]
Or come hang with me
And tonight we'll be
Dirty Dancing with the football team!

[HEATHERS]
Woah! Woah! Woah!
Honey whatchu waiting for?
Welcome to my candy store!
Its time for you to prove
Your not a loser anymore!
And step into my candy store

[HEATHER. C + HEATHER. M]
Guys Fall

[HEATHER. D]
At your feet
Pay the check

[HEATHER. M]
Help you cheat!

[HEATHERS]
All You

[HEATHER. D]
Have to do

[HEATHER. C]
Say goodbye to Shamu

[HEATHERS]
That Freaks!

[HEATHER. M]
Not your friend
I can tell in the end

[HEATHERS]
If she

[HEATHER. D]
Had your shot

[HEATHERS]
She would leave you to rot!

[HEATHER. M]
Course, if you don't care
Fine! go braid her hair
Maybe sesame street is on

[HEATHERS]
Woah!

[HEATHER. M]
Or forget that creep

[HEATHER. D]
And get in my Jeep

[HEATHER. C]
Lets go tear up someones lawn!

[HEATHERS]
Woah! Woah! Woah!
Honey whatchu waiting for?
Welcome to my candy store!
You just gotta prove
Your not a doorknob anymore!
And step into my candy store

[HEATHER. C]
You can join the team

[HEATHER. M + HEATHER. D]
Or you can Bitch And Moan

[HEATHER. C]
You can live the dream!

[HEATHER. M + HEATHER. D]
Or you can die alone!

[HEATHER. C]
You can fly with eagles

[HEATHERS]
Or if you prefer

[HEATHER. C]
Keep on testing me

[HEATHERS]
And end up like her!

[MARTHA. spoken]
Veronica, look! Ram invited me to his homecoming party! See? i told you there was still something there. This proves hes been thinking about me!

[VERONICA. spoken]
Color me stoked..

[MARTHA. spoken]
Im so happy!

[HEATHERS]
Woah!

[HEATHER. D]
OOOH.. WOAHHH!
HONEY WHATCHA WAITING FO-

[HEATHER. C]
Shut up, heather!
STEP INTO MY CANDAAAY STORE!
WOAAH!

[HEATHER. M + HEATHER. D]
WOAH!
YOU JUST GOTTA PROVE YOUR NOT
A GIRL SCOUT ANYMORE!

[HEATHERS]
THEN STEP INTO MY CANDY STORE!

Its my candy store, its my candy..
Its my candy store, its my candy..
Its my candy store, its my candy sto-
ORE!

About “Candy Store - Highschool Version” by Laurence O’Keefe

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