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The Walmart closed so we can't go
And there's so many things he knows
Of valley girls and curling toes
Of idiots sons and lowests of lows
And it's a prequel, the sequel
Who could really say?
It's a long and winding stretch
But why should I confess?
The Zellers closed a day ago
Down by the old river but the river road
There's so many city seas
Of valley girls and inadequacies
And the prequel, the sequel
Who should really know?
It's a long and winding stretch
But why should I confess?
Complicit of being tin man
She said I said took a packagе with mints
Well I show you, I show you a stamp
Straight from the heart
Wеll I know I can't be some
Prequel, the sequel
Well, who could really say?
It's a long and winding stretch
She says to me as I stand there, sitting
Or thinking of something I know
I know of something that I ain't:
Such a fucking joke
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Laverne (band)

Laverne (band)

About “Theatre King” by Laverne (band)

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"Theatre King" appears on "Yarrow".

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