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I Love (Candidate) Lyrics by LazyJ (YT)

Depression Farm

2016

(Trump, Trump, Trump)
I love America except when I wanna fuck it up
I love democracy
But wanna have a revolution if Trump is defeated
They all call me a piece of shit, deplorable
Hey I love free speech
Except when you are critical of me
I wish all these SJW pussies
Would stop telling me how to talk
Go ahead, can you shut the fuck up, cuck
Oh my god, I can't even suck Trump's dick in public
Or I get disagreed with, I'm such a victim
I can't really understand why anyone
Would wanna argue with the followers of a man who wants to turn America
Into white Chwistian Iran, I don't really get that
Gotta sue the biased press
Gotta protect the first amendment
But I don't know what it really says, shit...
Thank god we have Breitbart and Infowars these days
Free of bias, pushing the truth every day
Y'all don't understand 4D chess
Trump is a motherfucking genius
Just gotta look past the fact that he can't put together
Basic sentences, and has trouble with simple concepts
Like what the Constitution says
Y'all don't understand, brainwashed by the man
Hey! Y'all trying to tell me that a majority of Americans find Donald Trump horrific
And even if they hate Hillary Clinton and aren't particulary enthusiastic about her
They find her a somewhat better option
Because they think Trump's a blithering retard? You're telling me Trump might lose legimitely?
Sounds like it's rigged, like it's rigged
(Hillary, Hillary, Hillary)
I love Hillary Clinton
Back off losers, it's her fucking turn bitch
Don't give a flying fuck about her emails
Gonna beat Trump with an army of females
I can't hear you when you say that she's corrupt
Just 'cause she takes money from banks and such
As well as big pharma and Saudi Arabia and other questionable sources through the Clinton Foundation, as well as horribly mismanaging national security interests with her illegal private home email server
And she generally displays wanton disregard for the law and proper governmental procedure
I don't care, she's not Trump, I don't care, I don't care, she's not Trump, (sing it bitches)
I don't care, I don't care, she's not Trump, I don't care
(I love Jill, Johnson, and Gary Stein, of the Greenitarian Party)
Give me Jill Stein, it's third party time
She doesn't know shit about science, that's fine
She has terrible economic plans
But she's not Trump or Clinton
Sure she compared nuclear plants to a-bombs
But bragging about third party voting on Facebook gives me a huge fucking hard on (that's right)
Johnson's legit, he's my motherfucking bro
What's the libertarian platform, I don't know
I like seeming knowledgeable about shit
By opening my mouth and sucking third party dick
They both recycle popular buzzwords and phrases
But they're just crazier versions of the same shit
Oh man, fuck this election. I quit. I fucking quit
Alright, where's my gun? Here it is
Thank God
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LazyJ (YT)

LazyJ (YT)

About “I Love (Candidate)” by LazyJ (YT)

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