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DINNER WITH MY MACHETE Lyrics by Left Over Weapon

STRIPED SWEATER SLASHER

2024

[Hook]
Giving up on finding love, too many times I've been rejected
Nobody wants to fuck and play around with some intestines
These bitches do not like when I write em a bloody message
Just one thing around to help me feel way more accepted
[Chorus]
Machete bitch, cut her in her throat if she left me
My machete quick, slice you into strands like some spaghetti
Yeah it's time to eat, pasta and some meatballs, thеy're fleshy
Deadly bitch, I'm just attractеd to violence heavy
I'm having dinner with my machete
Cut up that bitch who ain't want me, put her in spaghetti
Ready, dinner's ready, gotta wash up my machete
Slaughter that bitch, yeah I hold her steady
[Verse]
Bloodstains covering the tablecloth
We can get more intimate, your skin I'm fuckin takin off
Gazin off, staring at the beauty in my fuckin blade
My dinner is gorgeous, got her face right on my fuckin plate
I just need my weapons I don't give a fuck about a date
Give a fuck about a date, you get cut and pounded, hey
Run you out of town today, goodbye, be careful cus you could die
So eerily you stood bye I'm making human ribeyes
Slashing with a big knife, big guys end up with slit eyes
Knotting your intestines up and make em like a twist tie
Big bite, taken off my entree
Eating up the lady who reject me, yeah she part ways
Now I feel content with my machete, no more hard days
Right from hell I'm sent to make sure that we fuckin all fade
All day, thinkin bout when I got on a date
I don't want a fuckin woman, my machete's all I take
[Chorus]
Machete bitch, cut her in her throat if she left me
My machete quick, slice you into strands like some spaghetti
Yeah it's time to eat, pasta and some meatballs, they're fleshy
Deadly bitch, I'm just attracted to violence heavy
I'm having dinner with my machete
Cut up that bitch who ain't want me, put her in spaghetti
Ready, dinner's ready, gotta wash up my machete
Slaughter that bitch, yeah I hold her steady
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Left Over Weapon

Left Over Weapon

About “DINNER WITH MY MACHETE” by Left Over Weapon

Read the complete lyrics to "DINNER WITH MY MACHETE" by Left Over Weapon from the album "STRIPED SWEATER SLASHER" in 2024. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Experimental, Alternative Rap, Emo Trap.

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"DINNER WITH MY MACHETE" appears on "STRIPED SWEATER SLASHER" in 2024.

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