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There! Right There! Lyrics by Amber Efe, Kate Shindle, Laura Bell Bundy, Legally Blonde Ensemble, Manuel Herrera, Matthew Risch

Legally Blonde the Musical (Original Broadway Cast Recording)

2007

[ELLE]
There! Right there!
Look at that tanned, well tended skin
Look at the killer shape he's in
Look at that slightly stubbly chin
Oh, please, he's gay
Totally gay!

[CALLAHAN]
I'm not about to celebrate
Every trait could indicate
A totally straight expatriate
This guy's not gay
I say not gay

[CALLAHAN, ELLE, WARNER, VIVIENNE, BROOKE AND ENID]
That is the elephant in the room
Well, is it relevant to assume
That a man who wears perfume
Is automatically, radically fae?

[EMMETT]
But look at his coiffed and crispy locks

[ELLE]
Look at his silk translucent socks

[CALLAHAN]
There's the eternal paradox
Look what we're seein'

[VIVIENNE]
What are we seein'?

[CALLAHAN]
Is he gay?

[ELLE]
Of course he's gay!

[CALLAHAN]
Or European?

[CALLAHAN, ELLE, WARNER, VIVIENNE, BROOKE AND ENID]
Ohhhh
Gay or European?
It's hard to guarantee
Is he gay or European?

[WARNER]
Well, hey, don't look at me!

[VIVIENNE]
You see they bring their boys up different
In those charming foreign ports
They play peculiar sports

[CALLAHAN, ELLE, WARNER, VIVIENNE, BROOKE AND ENID]
In shiny shirts and tiny shorts
Gay or foreign fella?
The answer could take weeks
They both say things like "Ciao, Bella"
While they kiss you on both cheeks

[ELLE]
Oh, please

[CALLAHAN, ELLE, WARNER, VIVIENNE, BROOKE AND ENID]
Gay or European?
So many shades of gray

[WARNER]
Depending on the time of day
The French go either way

[CALLAHAN, ELLE, WARNER, VIVIENNE, BROOKE AND ENID]
Is he gay or European, or--?

[ENID]
There, right there!
Look at that condescending smirk
Seen it on every guy at work
That is a metro, hetero jerk
That guy's not gay, I say, no way

[CALLAHAN, ELLE, WARNER, VIVIENNE, BROOKE AND ENID]
That is the elephant in the room
Well is it relevant to presume
That a hottie in that costume

[VIVIENNE]
Is automatically, radically

[CALLAHAN]
Ironically, chronically

[ENID]
Certainly, flirtingly

[WARNER]
Genetically, medically

[CALLAHAN, ELLE, WARNER, VIVIENNE, BROOKE AND ENID]
Gay, offically gay
Swishily gay, gay, gay, gay...
Damn it!
Gay or European?

[CALLAHAN]
So stylish and relaxed

[CALLAHAN, ELLE, WARNER, VIVIENNE, BROOKE AND ENID]
Is he gay or European?

[CALLAHAN]
I think his chest is waxed

[VIVIENNE]
But they bring their boys up different there
It's culturally diverse
It's not a fashion curse

[CALLAHAN, ELLE, WARNER, VIVIENNE, BROOKE AND ENID]
If he wears a kilt or bears a purse
Gay or just exotic?
I still can't crack the code

[BROOKE]
Yeah, his accent is hypnotic
But his shoes are pointy toed

[CALLAHAN, ELLE, WARNER, VIVIENNE, BROOKE AND ENID]
Huh
Gay or European?
So many shades of gray

[JUDGE]
But if he turns out straight
I'm free at eight on Saturday

[CALLAHAN, ELLE, WARNER, VIVIENNE, BROOKE AND ENID]
Is he gay or European?
Gay or European?
Gay or Euro--

[EMMETT]
Wait a minute
Give me a chance to crack this guy
I have an idea I'd like to try

[CALLAHAN]
The floor is yours

[EMMETT]
So, Mr Argitakos
This alleged affair with Ms. Wyndham has been going on for...?

[NIKOS]
Two years

[EMMETT]
And your first name again is...?

[NIKOS]
Nikos

[EMMETT]
And your boyfriend's name is...?

[NIKOS]
Carlos
I-I, sorry!
I misunderstand!
You say "boyfriend"
I thought you say "best friend"
Carlos is my best friend

[CARLOS]
You bastard!
You lying bastard!
That's it, I no cover for you no more!
Peoples, I have a big announcement
This man is gay and European!

[ENSEMBLE]
Whoa!

[CARLOS]
And neither is disgrace
You gotta stop your bein'
A completely closet case
It's me, not her he's seein'
No matter what he say
I swear he never, ever, ever swing the other way
You are so gay, you big parfait
You flaming one man cabaret

[NIKOS]
I'm straight!

[CARLOS]
You were not yesterday
So if I may, I'm proud to say
He's gay!

[ENSEMBLE]
And European!

[CARLOS]
He's gay!

[ENSEMBLE]
And European!

[CARLOS]
He's gay!

[ENSEMBLE]
And European
And gay

[NIKOS]
Fine, okay, I'm gay!

[CARLOS/ENSEMBLE]
Hooray!
Credits
Amber Efe

Amber Efe

Kate Shindle

Kate Shindle

Laura Bell Bundy

Laura Bell Bundy

Legally Blonde Ensemble

Legally Blonde Ensemble

Manuel Herrera

Manuel Herrera

Matthew Risch

Matthew Risch

About “There! Right There!” by Amber Efe

Read the complete lyrics to "There! Right There!" by Amber Efe, Kate Shindle, Laura Bell Bundy, Legally Blonde Ensemble, Manuel Herrera, Matthew Risch from the album "Legally Blonde the Musical (Original Broadway Cast Recording)" in 2007. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Musicals, Pop.

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"There! Right There!" is credited to Amber Efe, Kate Shindle, Laura Bell Bundy, Legally Blonde Ensemble, Manuel Herrera, Matthew Risch. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"There! Right There!" appears on "Legally Blonde the Musical (Original Broadway Cast Recording)" in 2007.

Visit the Amber Efe, Kate Shindle, Laura Bell Bundy, Legally Blonde Ensemble, Manuel Herrera, Matthew Risch artist page at /artist/legally-blonde-ensemble for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.

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