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Proper Crimbo! (single version) Lyrics by Leigh Francis

Proper Crimbo!

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Come now sing with me
Proper Crimbo
I'll take you for a drink with me
Proper Crimbo (Wibble)
Put up your Christmas tree
Proper Crimbo
So excited you might wee
Proper Crimbo (Proper Crimbo)
On The Seven Days Of Christmas my true love gave to me
A Pereguine Falcon, Proper Bo I tell thee
Shelltore trainers and a beanie hat
A new set of headphones all shiny and black
I didn't sleep that night for Santa to come
I wet the bed that's what I had done
'Coz Christmas time is the place to be
I always wake up in a puddle of wee
With a Ho Ho and a Silent Night
A little chipolata I'll be feeling alright
Turkey's on the table as big as a cow
We celebrate Crimbo I'll tell thee how, Reet-oh
Come now sing with me
Proper Crimbo, (Selecta)
I'll take you for a drink with me
Proper Crimbo (Selecta)
Put up your Christmas tree
Proper Crimbo (Select) *smash*
So excited you might wee
Proper Crimbo (arrrgh)
(hee hee) Ho Ho Ho, I'm a bad Mo'for
I got presents y'all but they two by two
They closed the shop so I got time for you
Super Funky and you watch the bombs
Watch out Santa 'coz here I come
'Coz I sleep on the floor, never ever on a bed
That's Santa's style so in your head
It's me just up come sit on my knee
Got gifts for y'all what you got for me
Cha'mone (Cha'mone), Cha'mone (Cha'mone)
Cha'mone check check da cone
I said Bubbles ain't a monkey she can move real funky
Cha'mone check check da cone, (that's right) Ow!
Come now sing with me
Proper Crimbo (Selecta)
I'll take you for a drink with me
Proper Crimbo (Selecta)
(ee-he)Put up your Christmas tree
Proper Crimbo (Selecta)
So excited you might wee
Proper Crimbo (Proper Crimbo)
Hey-up, where's all t'band gone, Come on kids help us out
Sing with me (Proper Bo-Bo)
Check it out (Proper Bo-Bo)
Can I get a rewind (Proper Bo-Bo)
That were reet good (Proper Bo-Bo, Proper Bo-Bo, Proper Bo-Bo)
Come on now, let's get it together, you aswell Kes
(Sing with me) Come now sing with me
Proper Crimbo
(Take me for a drink) I'll take you for a drink with me
Proper Crimbo (Take me for a goat) (grrr)
Put up your Christmas tree
Proper Crimbo (Selecta I say)
So excited you might wee
Proper Crimbo, Proper Crimbo, Proper Crimbo
Can I get a key change
Come now sing with me
Proper Crimbo (Sing with me)
I'll take you for a drink with me
Proper Crimbo (haaaa)
Put up that Christmas tree
Proper Crimbo (Put up your christmas tree)
So excited you might wee
Proper Crimbo, Proper Crimbo, Proper Crimbo (So excited, so excited, so excited)
Reet good, now come on sing with me
Come now sing with me
Proper Crimbo (Sing with me)
I'll take you for a drink with me
Proper Crimbo (I'll take you for a drink)
Put up your Christmas tree
Proper Crimbo (Put up your christmas tree)
So excited you might wee
Proper Crimbo, Proper Crimbo, Proper Crimbo (So excited, so excited, so excited)
Have a proper bo crim... Bo!
Credits
Leigh Francis

Leigh Francis

About “Proper Crimbo! (single version)” by Leigh Francis

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