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Vernon the Company Man Lyrics by Les Claypool

Of Whales and Woe

2006

Vernon was a company man
He kept his hair trimmed short
And his sideburns shaved
He was a Brill cream man
He liked Swiss and ham
He drank beer out of can
On Saturdays
He was a company man
Vernon was a company man
His hat glommed on to his head
Like a bottle cap
His face read
Like a topographical map
And he could chat like a bird
When there was nothing to say
He was a company man
Vernon was a company man
He had an Ex-wife and ex-kid
An ex-dog an ex-house
He played footsies with
A dead mans spouse
Then the Marlboro man
Dug him an early grave
He's a company man
He's a company man

About “Vernon the Company Man” by Les Claypool

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"Vernon the Company Man" is credited to Les Claypool. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Vernon the Company Man" appears on "Of Whales and Woe" in 2006.

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